Copywriting one:
"This is the thirteenth boy bidding in this auction. The starting price..." The madam lifted up the red gauze.
The old bustard looked back at Qing Fu, his hands shook, and his expression was complicated: "The starting price... Is fifty... Fifty taels of silver."
No one started taking pictures... Everyone stared blankly at the man standing on the starting stage. The eyes are like wooden fish, the lips are like sausages, and the cheeks are red like a hanged ghost.
What is he?
The Demon King also said: "What the hell is he?" (This is not me, the author!! It's Yang Zui, that little bitch, how can you put him in the copy?!!!)
Copywriting two:
The second young lady of the Lin family is a two-faced person.
At home, gentle and gentle, cold and cold.
Outside... Hey, where is this little lunatic?
Forget it, the devil will discipline you...
"Tell me, am I right? Why do pheasants make noises when they ejaculate... Isn't it because the hen feels pain and pleasure, and the rooster feels pleasure from excitement?"
Lin Wang and Su Shen squatted in the grass and looked at the two demon lovers who were playing in the wild.
Su Shen's eyes were dark: "Shut up! Try watching again!"
The two junglers were so frightened that they stopped communicating...
Intention: Be careful of others.