"Investigator Life Security Company"

Please read the introduction before reading the article! ! ! :3 Sorry for not being able to update daily. I'm so busy with my studies that I can't get out of bed. I changed Gong's name, but it doesn't matter because his name didn't even appear when I changed it. Gu Zhizhen is an unemployed social worker who has no father or mother, is seriously ill, and is as unlucky as having slapped God several times in his previous life. He unexpectedly received a job invitation when he was at a low point in his life. "Dear Mr. Gu, hello." "Because you have a colorful life that is different from ordinary people, we sincerely invite you to join our great cause." "Five insurances and one housing fund, salary is negotiable." "Yours sincerely, General Manager of Investigator Life Security Company, paramount" Gu Zhizhen thought it was a prank. But he felt that his life had reached a low point, and what greeted him was not ups and downs but downs and downs. No matter how bad it was, it couldn't be any worse, so he happily went to the appointment... After all, it was just a job, and he didn't have to go abroad while he was still in the city. The worst he could do was to be deceived by an unscrupulous boss and lose his pants, right? ……Is it right? Gu Zhizhen put down the phone with a solemn expression. The crunching sound of human bones being crushed came from the other end of the phone. This isn't right. I don't know if it's a natural straight black ball that makes it easy for outsiders to go crazy and attack it. X Wang San is extremely stable and a little bit unlucky. Demining: 1. The writing style is average. 2. Pinch him and make memes a lot. If you feel déjà vu, it's not a coincidence. 3. Gay literature 4. Non-traditional infinite flow, but indeed infinite flow in a sense 5. The author likes hell jokes very much, so this article contains a lot of hell jokes. If there is any offense, please scold me (the objects of hell are limited to black uncles and white uncles). I have no knighthood and no sense of superiority, and some of the sources of hell jokes are true. 6. Any conflicts are purely coincidental, and the character design of the attack and shou is absolutely not borrowed from any works. After years of lurking, I have become convinced that such a configuration is quite rare in Infinite Streaming. 7. Is it COC? If so. Teacher, teacher, how come your COC is COJ? 8. The male protagonist is not Jack Su who is invincible throughout the whole process, he can only be regarded as a relatively smart ordinary person. I often get a little deflated because of my personality. There are no characters in this article who are both wise and almost demonic. 9. Any similarities in the plots are purely coincidental. The entire text was written when the brain stopped thinking, and there is no such good brainpower to combine the ideas. Purpose: "I have three things that I cannot give up, dignity, courage and justice."