Taisho Daily:
Shocked!
#A man was disliked by his teammates and was severely beaten by his own people#
Man Tomioka Hanhan: I'm not disliked!
#818 That so-and-so from Zhongyuan is known to everyone for his poor quality of wine and is still drinking like crazy online#
Victim No. 1 Dazai: He was drunk and insisted on dragging me to bitch. I even hid at home, but he came to my house frantically and scolded me, causing me to just lie in the quilt and moan.
Victim No. 2 Ango: I was injured and recuperating at home. He came to my house drunk and laughed at me. Have you ever seen such an outrageous person? !
Police Chief Ms. Akutagawa: The victim's statement has been received. The man broke the door light of another house while drunk. After verification, he has been detained.
#Zai and Kawabata fought each other in the street, actually trying to win the position of secretary#
Dazai: Bastard Kawabata, you just want to break up Miss Akutagawa and me! If I can't be Miss Akutagawa's secretary, I don't deserve to be her number one crush!
Kawabata: I have to say that it is very unwise to keep you, a mentally unstable and dangerous maniac, next to Ms. Akutagawa.
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