Master, Stop Accepting Disciples!

Xiao Pianzi, who traveled through the world of immortality, originally wanted to hug the protagonist Chang Yixin's thigh according to tradition and follow the plot. Unexpectedly, a group of pig teammates can't lead the protagonist, and the protagonist is pushed off the cliff by cannon fodder on the first day of the game. Pig Teammate No. 1: I'm sorry, Mr. Dao, I didn't mean it. Xiao Pianzi: I know you didn't mean it, you just wanted to give the male protagonist a big gift package for newbies. It was hard to find someone, but the result Pig Teammate No. 2 Patted him on the shoulder and said: Don't worry, I will definitely take good care of your apprentice. I have already sent people to the Heroes Conference. Happy or not? Xiao Pianzi: I was really happy and cried. (You are simply the biological father of the protagonist. We give you benefits one after another.) Xiao Pianzi worked hard to prevent the development of the male protagonist's career, and his teammates were killed one by one. A qualified villain needs a fairy-like teammate. Xiao Pianzi, who had learned from the painful experience, began to look for the fairy brother. Xiao Pianzi: "Young man, I am surprised to see your bones. You are talented and intelligent. Your spiritual roots are good. Join my sect and worship me as your teacher. I will ensure that you become an immortal as soon as possible." Young man: Oh... Xiao Pianzi: Now I don't need 998 to become a disciple, I don't want 98, just 9 cents and 8 cents. Mahayana bosses take it home for free! ! It's better to act than to have a heartbeat, come and practice immortality as soon as possible. Young man: Do you want me to be the only one? Or are there other disciples? Xiao Pianzi: You are my only favorite, and I will only accept you in this life. If I had other disciples, I would be struck by lightning and die. Boom! Boom! Boom! Your apprentice is online. Disciple No. 1: Master, didn't you say that I am your only one? Disciple No. 2: Hey, my master doesn't love me anymore. You also said that this person is your closed disciple. Protagonist Chang Yixin: Even though I promised to be the only one to be accepted, I was still hooking up with others outside. Master, you have no heart. (Secretly stab the villain) … Xiao Pianzi: Nani? I seriously consider you an enemy. You actually want my heart? Purpose: The most cowardly master, the toughest disciple