You Can't Imagine the Joy of Eating Melons [Chuoshu]

Ning Zhi traveled through an online game novel and became a scumbag who swindles photos. At the beginning, he gave away four current incumbents—— Enthusiastic and generous boss; A sinister and cruel little wolfdog; A soft and milky little puppy; The rich man with fancy flowers; The scumbag used photos to cheat and swindled money and equipment among the four great gods. In the end, he was deceived by the man and ended up being played and thrown away. In order not to end up like the book, Ning Zhi decided to try his best to turn this seven-element five-corner relationship into a brotherhood without capsizing the ship, but—— Every time he goes on a date with one of the great gods (not), there is always a familiar ID eating his melons. To the straight male puppy: Ning Zhi: You are so good to me, so good that I want... I want to have sex with you! Little Milk Dog:…………? ? Ning Zhi: Are you willing to have sex with me? Melon Eater:...... To the careless rich man: Ning Zhi: I won't do zero. If you can accept it, let's try it in person tomorrow. Local tycoon:? ? ? ? ? Are you gay? Ning Zhi: It wasn't the case before, but it has been since I met you. Melon Eater:? ? ? To Mr. Pure Zero: Ning Zhi: I, I am pure zero, please be gentle later. Boss: Damn it, you're not the one above? Melon Eater:! ! ! To the black-bellied little wolfdog: Little Wolf Dog: I'm angry and I need a kiss and a hug to get better. Ning Zhi: Are you sure? A quarter of an hour later, Ning Zhi blocked him on the road—— Ning Zhi: Didn't you say you need a kiss and a hug from me to get better? So here I am. Little Wolf Dog: Help! Gu Yijun, who watched the whole process and was very happy eating melon, started: Gu Yijun: Awesome, brother, can all four boats not capsize? Later: Gu Yijun: Is my hair going to change color? Eating tips: *Main attack, 1v1. *Sand sculptures have no logic, just for fun. *An expansion of a short story in "The Male Protagonist Ran Away with the Scumbag", the plot will be changed and adjusted. *Bad writing, poor writing style, and poor logic. You don't need to use your brain when reading it. *We refuse to maliciously scrape the rankings, as well as maliciously scan articles with a derogatory nature. ​2020/04/16 Stay Purpose: People should be more sincere and less cunning and deceptive when interacting with others.