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As one of the few monks in the 21st century, He Jingyu finally succeeded in his cultivation and ascended to the upper world.
Unexpectedly, there was a "small problem" when he ascended, and he accidentally entered the Zerg world across time and space. In desperation, he found the corpse of a weak chicken and took over the house. He only had three months left to live.
What can he do? He is also desperate.
In desperation, Brother Xianyu had no choice but to temporarily give up his retirement plan, resume his old business on a strange planet, and resume work in an all-round way. From then on, he started a large-scale real fragrance scene.
The first day of cultivating immortality was very good, the spiritual energy was very strong, and it was almost twice the result with half the effort!
After the fight, my cultivation plummeted and my soul and body were unstable - don't be afraid, I can recover if I have spiritual power!
On the second day of cultivating immortality, I met a handsome female insect. I didn't feel it, and I couldn't!
Then he married this female insect - don't be afraid, as long as I don't get tempted, if I go crazy, I won't be able to catch up with him!
After cultivating for a week, he got into another fight and a quarter of his meridians were severed.
After half a month of cultivating immortality, the female monarch kissed me and I was healed! I'm OK again!
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I don't know how many days into his cultivation, he got into another fight. Not only did half of his body's meridians break off, but he also received news that he actually had a son who was about to break out of his shell.
He Jingyu, who loves to be a father: Help me up, I can still fight!
When I first got married
He Jingyu, who broke his own meridians in a fight with others, [fearless]: "I don't feel pain, I can bear it, I am a real man."
His female monarch: "... Okay."
Later
He Jingyu, who crushed the meridians of other insects with his bare hands during a fight, said with aggrieved tone: "Honey, it hurts me too, I need a hug."
The female monarch who witnessed everything said: "... Weren't you the one who struck hard first?"
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"I became famous after moving into the haunted house" copy:
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Lin Yizhou was a hidden 18th-tier actor. After being "invited" out of his dormitory by the company, he took out his small vault and rented a small villa for himself.
The small villa has a lot of space, good lighting, and is cheap. The only drawback is that this small villa is a haunted house.
But since he moved into the haunted house, his stardom suddenly became smoother!
Well-known instructor: Teacher Xiao Lin, everyone who has used it says it is good!
Gold agent: Signing him was the best decision of my career.
Top idol: Without Brother Xiaozhou, I wouldn't be where I am now.
International Film Queen: Ten years earlier, I would have pursued him.
Netizen: Who is this? So many people endorsed him. What's the background?
Lin Yizhou: Don't ask, just ask the famous master of metaphysics.
Before moving into the haunted house
Friend: This is a haunted house!
Lin Yizhou: Those haunted houses are all fake. You know the magnetic field problem.
After moving into the haunted house
Still that friend: It's all fake, what are you doing?
Lin Yizhou, who has been busy since the Ghost Festival: What's fake? Don't think that it doesn't exist because you can't see it. You are ignorant!
After finishing everything, Lin Yizhou was so tired that he just lay down on the bed to rest when he felt a familiar weight coming from his body. A black figure pressed directly against him, and a familiar magnetic voice sounded in his ears, "So good."
Lin Yizhou: It's a ghost on the bed again. I'm tired, really.
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Reading guide:
1. The force value is off the charts, the male insect is low-key, protects and attacks X people, but he doesn't talk much and is handsome. The female insect suffers.
2. Beautiful and sweet article, you won't lose money if you invest in it
3. There are little bug cubs
4. Atypical Zerg background, with private settings
5. Thanks to Feng Xiangyun for knowing his wife's Zerg settings~
Concept: The protagonist travels to the interstellar space and learns various new technologies
