What is the content of the Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces?
Answer: "Be proud of loving your wife, be ashamed of harming your wife; be proud of serving your wife, be ashamed of betraying your wife; be proud of advocating housework, be ashamed of being lazy; be proud of hard work, be proud of being idle and distasteful of work Shame; be proud of solidarity and mutual assistance, be ashamed of harming others and benefit yourself; be proud of honesty and trustworthiness, be ashamed of forgetting justice for profit; be proud of obeying laws and regulations, be ashamed of violating laws and disciplines; be proud of hard work, be ashamed of arrogance and extravagance."
"Very good, then please translate from Chinese to English and make sure the dialogue is neat."
Answer: "Are you sure you can understand it after I translate it?"
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