
Next Stop Idol
下一站爱豆
by Hey Yo Hey Yo (嘿哟嘿哟)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 37k Words
- Chapters
- 11
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 6y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Poetry recitation: four sixty-eight lines Performers: Ding Yi, Lu Er Lu Er: If life were just like the first time we met: When I first met you, you were lying at the foot of the mountain with your body covered in blood and your waist exposed. When I first met him, I happened to pass by a mink on a mission. The two people, whose life and death were uncertain, regarded each other as witnesses to the end of their lives, but they never expected that neither of them would die (liao). Ding Yi: It's rare in life that we get together again, and you cheated me away with a piece of roasted wild boar meat. I remember that night in the cowshed, the smell of fresh cow dung masked the aroma of roast pork, and accompanied by the rhythmic sizzling sound outside the shed, the moment the cow dung spurted out, I felt that my soul was sublimated together with the two people outside the shed. The moment you took the croton to claim credit, I looked at the collapsed barbecue covered with cow dung, and instantly understood that you were the one who wanted to spend the rest of my life with me. Because that moment was almost the end of your life. Lu Er and Ding Yi: We meet in life and join hands together. Friends walk together for life. Ding Yi: Whether it's the kiss on the forehead that smells like cow dung in the cowshed, or the real or fake you in the painted skin chapter, the beating guide of the heart, I have found you~ Lu Er: Whether it was your devilish voice known as the Death Singer in the Merman chapter, or your embarrassing performance of turning white lotus flowers into green tea at the Queen's Ball, but the moment I had you, I suddenly realized that I don't need air in my life, because you are my little naughty one. Lin Zuan: Ugh. I threw up. Since the debut of the nine-member idol group, there have always been two people with tricky angles and a unique style of painting. No matter what the question is, the answer is always a show of affection. One day, Ying Jia from Hua 6TV was asked to finally ask this question, and Ding Yi replied somewhat profoundly: Because I love him. Lu Er, the same style, refused to admit defeat and said: Obviously I love him more. So everyone watched a five-minute primary school chicken quarrel - you asked me how deeply I love you, sorry, I love you more deeply. The quarrel finally ended with Lu Er's signature forehead kiss and apology. Lu Er said: "Because I love you more, baby, I surrender to you." Ding Yi was unconvinced and kissed him back. Then he saw 178 Ding Yi picking up 188 Lu Er's chin and saying: "Little goblin, you only dare to do such things because of my favor." This absurd drama contributed a slightly scary Easter egg for CP fans. So... It was no surprise that the live broadcast was cut off as everyone got what they wanted. Netizens rushed to tell each other on Weibo, asking all well-wishers to heat up the live broadcast room again, and they must not be allowed to rebuild the old relationship! Singles wailed in the corner: "When we were stretched to death, no couple was innocent." Explosive force value, strong and narcissistic attack Big-name traffic in the entertainment industry, handsome men and beauties in the amateur industry, unlimited streaming auditions in the entertainment industry that anyone over 16 years old can sign up for, transparent selection methods, opaque selection mechanisms, and mind-burning storylines that contain philosophy. Aren't you picking it up yet?! Light up the little stars and collect this article, "Next Stop Idol" It's up to you 17-year-old Ding Yi met 22-year-old Lu Er, Your existence is the most beautiful accident in my long life. Mission: Positive idol