After Leaving Jianghu, I Was Forced to Become Famous [Puishu]

Pre-collection of "After My Personality Collapse I Debuted as a C" and "After I Retired from the Circle I Became a National Treasure-level Scholar", please give me some ducks! Real Vinegar King and Best Actor Attack + VS + Fake Cold Beauty Suffer Shi Jian, a martial arts master of a generation, transformed into a weak vase that was spurned by everyone in the entertainment industry a thousand years later. In the dance competition, all the trainees competed for beauty. Shi Jian looked embarrassed: "Brother, this is really not my strength. I want to quit." The manager glanced at the bucket of instant noodles that Shi Jian had licked clean: "What a pity. I heard that X Elephant Instant Noodles is sponsored, so you can eat whatever you want on the show." Shi Jian immediately moved his wrist: "It's not like I can't give it a try." Forced to go into battle, Shi Jian felt a little embarrassed: "I'm not talented, so I'll show you a sword for everyone." The audience laughed: How else do you want to be mean? After reading it, the audience burst into tears: What a sword! At the Star Games, all the little stars performed their unique tricks. Shi Jian was in the background: "Brother, learning martial arts is not just to attract attention. I want to quit." The manager glanced at Xiaoxiaole, who was fighting hard in Shi Jian: "It's a pity. I heard that the champion can get Xiaoxiaole's endorsement, and you can choose whatever props you want." Shi Jian immediately stretched his legs: "It's not like I can't give it a try." The two of them had three legs. Shi Jian picked up his partner and walked lightly to the finish line. The audience was shocked: What the hell...? ! ! Relying on his peerless martial arts, Shi Jian became famous all the way. Holding various banners and martial arts trophies, Shi Jian: I miss the world, don't want to do business, and quit the industry. Donor Dad: Didn't I give enough? Anti-fans: Did I not convert to fans thoroughly enough? Fans: Please! In order to see Shi Jian, the humble fan has followed his grandfather and learned the Tai Chi taught by Shi Jian... —————— It is said that actor Chu Xingchen has always been polite to others and has almost no enemies in the entertainment industry. There was only an eighteen-line vase named Shi Jian, which he borrowed all the time for publicity, which made him extremely disgusted. Someday. The two collaborated on a variety show. After the recording, Chu Xingchen looked at Shi Jian who was chatting and laughing with everyone, remained silent, got in the car and left. Shi Jian held the car door: "Brother Chu, I think you have excellent bones. I have a unique martial arts..." Chu Xingchen stared at the car door that Shi Jian had removed. Shi Jian's face was stained with a hint of red, and his peach-blossom eyes blinked innocently: "Sorry, my hands are a bit strong, can we have a chat?" Chu Xingchen's eyes darkened: "... Okay." Food Guide 1. A cool article about the entertainment industry, with a sweet emotional line! 2. Double penetration. I couldn't get the love I had in my previous life. I was almost cremated in this life. I finally got the beauty back in my arms. ———— "After the character design collapsed, I made my C-level debut" Please give me some ducks! Fang Xunyu, an all-around actor from ancient times, traveled to modern times. In order to support his family, he successfully auditioned for the most popular talent show with his beauty. Agent: The script you took was a waste vase to offer sacrifices to the heavens, and you acted in your true colors, and then you took the money and left, do you understand? Fang Xunyu patted his chest: Don't worry, leave it to me, I'm professional. Fang Xunyu played the role conscientiously and portrayed the waste vase to the core. Until—— In order to celebrate the last performance, Fang Xunyu took the remaining suonas selected by everyone and finally let himself go and played a cheerful farewell song. The number of fans instantly skyrocketed, the director changed the script overnight, and even the Traditional Musical Instrument Association, which has always been out of reach in the entertainment industry, sent invitations. The agent was confused by Fang Xunyu:? ? ? Everyone was going crazy. Fang Xunyu was holding the suona in his arms, looking worried at the number of votes that had skyrocketed to the debut position overnight—— It's over, it's over, the character is broken, can I still get money? Fang Xunyu, who gave up on herself, simply stopped acting, and everyone was horrified to discover—— It was an act that Fang Xunyu sang out of tune, it was an act that his dancing couldn't keep up with the beat... Only his beauty was real. On the debut night, Fang Xunyu's eyelashes trembled slightly, feeling guilty: "I'm sorry, I didn't play the useless vase well, my character collapsed." The opponent was dumbfounded: ... Grass. The black fans cried bitterly: ... Woo, is it too late for fans now? After debuting in the C position, Fang Xunyu's business ability has impressed the entire entertainment industry, and the entire network has been praising Fang Xunyu's fans for their discerning eyes. Fans who are just superficially attracted by their looks:? ? ? ———— Chu Huaijin, the top male idol in the entertainment industry, has no desires or demands, is aloof and aloof, and does not want to live in the world. ——Until everyone discovered that the male idol was secretly chasing Fang Xunyu, who had just debuted. The true feeling makes fans feel ashamed. Two fans' pupils were shocked:! ! ! CP fan: The CP I was talking about... Is it going to come true? Chu Huaijin, who forgot to change his number:... —— "Fortunately, I can still meet you after thousands of years." "Well, that's great." The sultry male god attacks x the almighty beauty Food Guide 1. The entertainment industry is imaginary and has no prototypes! 2. Attack and receive double time travel Purpose: Carry forward Chinese traditional culture and enrich the spiritual world