As a lazy guy, Su Qingqing spent thousands of years lying down in the tomb every day, counting money. Until one day, an excavator came down with a hoe and her grave was gone. An entertainer who passively wears a black material and crawls into bed to get the upper hand, but is thrown out by the boss and faces bans and online violence.
Reporter: How does this enthusiastic villager Ms. Su feel?
Su Qingqing: The unscrupulous real estate developers and excavators who beep beep (muffled) will die a good death!
Reporter:? ? ?
Netizen: Su Qingqing is crazy. Why is she cursing the boss when the unspoken rules are not followed? ! ! !
The next day, Sheng Zeheng, a wealthy man, got into a car accident and became a vegetative state.
The entire network mourned: ... Su Qingqing is dead.
Su Qingqing: Thank you, I want to die, but the tomb is gone, so I can only live like this in the earth.
In a country variety show, everyone was rushing to do the work and she was lying dead.
Audience of the live broadcast: Look, the squeamishness and cumming are still the same as before.
Next second: Damn, what happened? Why did she take first place?
The village bully Goose, who chased everyone to their knees, instantly became docile and loving when he saw her.
Audience star eyes: It's a bit warm.
Next second: Nani! She actually killed a big goose and stewed it in an iron pot? What kind of underworld operation is this? !
In the Ghost Survival Show, other guests were screaming in fear, but Su Qingqing was calm and indifferent.
The guest pulled Su Qingqing: Wow, wow, I'm so scared. Sister Qingqing, let me follow you!
Su Qingqing·The real ghost: Are you sure?
On the filming scene, Su Qingqing didn't remember her lines and acted inappropriately
Opponent, director, screenwriter: The vase is hopeless, shaking its head. Jpg
The next second, everyone asked: How do you act like a real person reincarnated? I beg to guide other characters.
Su Qingqing: If I say that I have really seen myself, will anyone believe me?
Su Qingqing became famous, and people all over the Internet turned to fans and unfavorites, shouting "Queen Su, I love you".
She counted a long series of numbers in her deposit and said lazily: "I'm barely surviving."
And Sheng Zehang, who threw her out and dug up her grave, transformed into the village bully goose in the variety show.
Sheng Zeheng: Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!
Su Qingqing: Okay.
Wear it again and it becomes Su Qingqing's mobile phone again.
Sheng Zeheng: Don't scratch, don't touch me!
Su Qingqing: Will you use the function automatically?
Shengze: ... Yes
Su Qingqing: Then I want to turn on whole-house intelligence, automatic beautification, and an all-around assistant... Omit 10,000 words.
Shengze: Shut up! I'm not Siri!
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N wears it back:
Sheng Zeheng: It was my fault that I dug your grave, and I will take responsibility for it.
Su Qingqing: I'm so famous, who should you be responsible for?
Tips: There is little metaphysical content and it is not scary. It is a brainless and refreshing article that can be consumed with confidence.
Purpose: The world is worthy and life is beautiful