[The stingy little turtle reacted slowly and was attacked by a large ferocious beast that looked cold on the outside but was coquettish on the inside]
[Sand carving copywriting]
Tao Xingzhi, a little immortal who lived for nearly a thousand years, discovered one day that his things were disappearing bit by bit.
At first, he didn't care.
Until more and more things disappeared, ranging from my own small cloth to the wooden bucket for bathing at home.
Tao Xingzhi: I don't care... I don't care at all...
Until one day.
Tao Xingzhi: Come on, who stole my strawberry fat? ! !
***
Small theater:
Yinhe Xianjun on the hilltop next door is handsome and cold.
Tao Xingzhi has been secretly in love with him for many years and became an immortal for him.
Until one day, Xianjun took off his pants.
Tao Xingzhi discovered the strawberry fat times he was familiar with...
Tao Xingzhi: Sorry, let me calm down!
***
[Serious version copywriting]
Tao Xingzhi is a well-known poor man in the fairy world. He lives on the most desolate Fulu Mountain all day long. Because of Yinhe Xianjun, whom he has had a crush on for many years, he does not do his job every day. He squats like a little pervert and pulls the beams of Yinhe Xianjun's house on the next mountain.
God showed mercy and sent down from the sky a bad-tempered little beast.
The little ferocious beast can do anything in heaven or on earth.
He knows more words than Tao Xingzhi.
I can also hold him and stroke my hair at night.
Tao Xingzhi: HappinessJPG.
Until one day, the little ferocious beast looked at Tao Xingzhi seriously and said: Come to my mansion to find me at night.
Tao Xingzhi lost his pillow and had to follow the route to find his little beast.
After finally finding the place, I looked up and saw four big characters printed on the huge plaque:
Yinhe Xianfu.
The immortal king in the room has been waiting for him for a long time.
***
Schrödinger's Law 1: When you lose one thing, you lose more and more things.
Schrödinger's Rule 2: In principle, there is nothing that cannot become sperm, except strawberries.
Schrödinger's Rule 3: Heaven and earth can tell the truth, and the plot in the copywriting will really happen.
Schrödinger's Code N: To be continued...
#1V1, he, a small sweet article, not too serious, no need to use your brain, the author is Mao#
Purpose: Theft is a disease, timely detection and timely treatment are beneficial to physical and mental health
