★Preview: "The heartthrob is stupid but really beautiful"
——I know you are vulgar, selfish, snobbish and vain, and a second-rate thing, but I love you.
1.
Zhou Yanmo Liu Er graduated with a bachelor's degree and didn't even want a job.
After accidentally traveling to feudal ancient times, his face glowed red.
This shabby place is full of stupid and backward ancient people. If you just show off your skills, wouldn't you amaze the whole audience and reach the pinnacle of your life?
2.
The first time, Zhou Yan couldn't survive, and almost starved to death on the roadside, so he was picked up by the young master of the county prime minister's family.
Zhou Yan proudly thought that the other party must have taken a fancy to his outstanding talent.
In fact, they took a fancy to his face, and when they were drunk, they acted coquettishly and bit his neck: "Brother, you smell so good."
Zhou Yan was so angry that he said, "I don't like men!"
He just wants to have a career!
Since this one has no vision, then he will change it!
So, after meeting the general from the imperial city, Zhou Yan turned against him and kicked the little boy who was crying and upset him.
This is a Beijing official!
3.
The second time, Zhou Yan followed the general back to Beijing.
It turned out that the general was not attracted by his talent.
Zhou Yan jumped to his feet and cursed: "Bah! One or two idiots! They are blind!"
The general, whose shoulders and back were covered with scratches, sneered while dressing:
"You didn't scold me enough last night, why are you scolding me again? You really have the ability. You should have been tougher last night. Don't say a word and beg for mercy after calling me a beast. Maybe you will suffer less."
Zhou Yan, who had a sore back and twisted his fingers on the brocade quilt, gritted his teeth: Damn you, you are so perverted!
When I become the head of a hundred officials, I will definitely chop up the two ounces of meat from this guy named Wei and feed it to the dogs!
He decided to find another person to complete the great cause!
4.
The third time, Zhou Yan managed to sneak into a prince and gain a high position.
Just as he was about to make further contact, the general collaborated with the enemy and his home was ransacked.
The general ran away.
Zhou Yan became one of the items confiscated from his home, was turned over to the treasury, and was taken to the palace.
But he felt that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
After all, the emperor can't be a fool who only cares about his face and not his connotation!
Moreover, he had long heard that the emperor disliked men's behavior the most, and had explicitly prohibited courtiers from having sex with good men.
Zhou Yan: "The good emperor of the people, you are sure!"
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[Small Theater]:
The emperor met the baby who was rumored to be pampered by Wei Heng.
She is quite a beauty.
But as soon as he entered the palace, he grabbed his hem and cried, saying how harshly the general treated him and how he suffered. He also said that he would write eighty-one charges in his hand to prove the general's various evil crimes to the world.
But he is obviously fair and rosy, and he is wearing a silk ribbon that even the concubines of the imperial palace may not be able to get. How can he look like he is being abused?
The emperor calmly pulled back the hem of his clothes, his eyes a little bored: "It seems that General Wei has raised a beautiful white-eyed wolf."
When the man heard this, he was frightened. He hurriedly took out the evidence of guilt, lifted up his clothes, and showed him a purple tooth mark on his side.
The emperor didn't listen to his complaints at all, and stared at the thin, white waist with cold eyes.
Nie Gen, who discovered that he had not seen any movement for twenty-eight years, actually had a faint reaction.
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＊Reading guide: He obviously can only rely on his face, but he insists on relying on his talent (thinking he is very talented). In fact, he is hypocritical and selfish. He uses everyone as a stepping stone to climb up until all the attackers who have been thrown away after using them come back to find him...
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＊Note: ① Hypocritical, selfish, beautiful, stupid, and heart-throb without knowing that straight men are attracted to them, and they will always be straight.
② Nourishing the stomach, disgusting with the same but really fragrant, the emperor attacks 1.
③The harder you scold someone, the more perverted and indulgent you become in private, chasing the dark crawling general and attacking 2.
④In the early stage, the little white flower turns into a super dank male ghost and the county prime minister attacks 3 in the later stage.
⑤ I can't stand the explosion any more, Bai Qie Black Little Wolf Dog Prince Attack 4 (clan adoption.
⑥The flower of Gaoling goes crazy for love, the pure and pure minister attacks 5.
⑦My friend's wife, who has no sense of morals, blatantly bullied her, came over and cheated her face to face, and attacked her 6.
⑧Others to be added...
* Clean.
*The three views of the characters do not represent the three views of the author.
*The first sentence of the copy is adapted from "The Veil".
*No more, the full text is in the manuscript.
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★Copywriting of this article:
The treacherous old man insisted on forcing him to take the throne, and even forced him to have a child with the queen.
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——Your Majesty is already the queen of the harem. If you want three thousand pink and white flowers without any color, Your Majesty can do it.
——No one has ever said that to Your Majesty, right? As far as I'm concerned, Your Majesty is more delicate than a woman, like a young flower, weeping and ticking.
——Your Majesty, this dragon robe suits your elegance very well... Remember to call me "I" next time.
Abuse, please proceed with caution.
Intention: Self-improvement, self-reliance, kindness in mind
