Collection of Strange People and Quotes from Small Towns
小镇奇人奇语集
by Kunlun Mountain Begonia (昆仑山海棠)
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Semi-fake copy: In the forty-fourth year of the imperial capital, in the third year of the mysterious death of the first wife of the Shangshu Mansion, the only daughter indulged her step-sister's "good intentions": she accepted 500 taels of gold from an imperial merchant who climbed up from the west of the city, exchanged it for the Geng Tie, and married her step-daughter to him as the twelfth step-daughter of this old and despicable nouveau riche family. The imperial capital city is square, with the top facing south and the bottom facing north, with the east as the top priority. The east of the city is a noble place, clean and tidy, well guarded, and self-restraint and etiquette; the west of the city is the home of the market, with many vendors, people coming and going, and a lot of noise. East and West are distinct, conflicts are frequent and contradictions are sharp. The middle-aged emperor is drunk and dreaming, and the courtiers are scheming. The mother of the daughter of Shangshufu has passed away, and her father is neglecting her. The mud bodhisattva of the maternal family has crossed the river, and her friend has become another man's wife. The time is right and the fate is wrong, the imperial capital is in danger and cannot be changed. On the Qingming Festival, my daughter-in-law discovered the blessed land of Cave Heaven in her travel notes: somewhere in the southwest, there is a paradise where people live and work in peace and contentment, and the world is peaceful and harmonious. It just has a weird name, called "a small town." To stay or to leave, to change or to watch, after careful consideration, the eldest daughter finally decided to leave this suffocating and prosperous capital with her maid and gold and silver. In the westernmost part of the city, the most dilapidated place, there has always been a clean and bright courtyard. The word "Escort Agency" is written in cursive on the plaque, but no one knows it. Two red lanterns that stay on for twelve hours are hung next to the entrance hall, with the words "West" and "Mountain" written on them respectively. They sway left and right without wind and jingle without bells. The two legitimate daughters are destined to the escort agency. There is no need to inform them of their whereabouts or pay money. The only escort will personally escort them to a paradise. The journey was long, and when the eldest daughter and maidservant sitting in the carriage opened their eyes again, they were already standing under the monument gate of the town. Looking around, the scenery was the same as what was written in the travel notes, and the baggage was there, but the carriage and escort were missing. After settling down, prompted by some fate, the eldest daughter met a carpenter and started a different life. Background copy: Mu Yingjiu: Mu Shangshu, who disguised herself as a man and single-handedly brought the declining dynasty to glory and prosperity, died and came to the underworld. Her merits are immeasurable, her soul is golden, and she has received countless flyers from the small world. Because the world of a small town can take care of his family members who have not yet been reincarnated, Mu Shangshu, whose family died at the age of five, decisively chose reincarnation. I thought I could indulge in family happiness, but it turned out that the spirit master got stuck, absorbed a lot of merit, and advanced two months in advance, causing Mu Shangshu to be separated from his family and reincarnated outside the small town. The spirit master is young, and his own laws can only take over the boundaries of the town. Other areas are allowed to develop at will, secretly recalling the reincarnated souls who filled out the flyers. Mu Shangshu became the legitimate daughter of Shangshu Mansion, entered the small town, became a member of the common people, and enjoyed himself with the people. Zhu Youxiao: The carpenter emperor with a clear but stupid college student temperament. He had more than enough ambition but not enough power. He reigned for seven years and accelerated the decline of the Ming Dynasty. The golden light was dark, but he had more merit than most people. After the spiritual master sent out the leaflet, he immediately regretted it and wanted to withdraw, but was caught by the lucky Emperor Zhu. He is like a fish in the throat! The spirit master had no choice but to grit his teeth and accept him, his mother and concubine, and the two big black guys who were booked. His shoes were wet by the river, and the difficulty of cultivation increased dramatically. Hum hum hum! Just wait and see, those two big black gangs are not going to have a good life anyway! The carpenter emperor finally became a carpenter. Despite his exquisite carpentry skills, he returned still a scumbag. [Tips before reading]: Be sure to read it all! ! ! 1. A collection of strange people and strange sayings in a small town. It collects strange things about strange people. There is no weirdness or weirdness. The town comes first, and then the people. "Small town" can also be considered the protagonist. I want to write about the small town life in my dreams, where fantasy and reality are intertwined. There are so many billions of points that are difficult to write! 2. There is no ups and downs of the plot, only trivial daily life, with some minor complaints from the author. Emotional lines are mixed in the heroine's small town life. 3. Group portrait style. It's a bit like a handheld game character, triggering NPCs in the town under the guidance of tasks, or watching or participating in the NPC's story. 4. The content of the copywriting is in the second volume "Splicing the Past" and the third volume "Determined Life". Both are in the field of consciousness and have not yet been hatched, so stay tuned. Intention: Wherever people are, life is there, so live well!