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1. "The Contest of Scumbags" published on 8.18
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As a unique Asparagus bamboo, Yunzhu has a powerful aura and possesses the ability of human mind and language communication.
He is arrogant and presumptuous. Humans are two-legged beasts that can water him and loosen the soil.
Hum, if Gong Xiting wasn't a human being who was good-looking and smart, and who waited on him front and back, how could he allow humans to touch his beautiful and precious tree body?
But, he was not going to give up such an impeccable human servant to anyone else.
Just getting along day after day, Yunzhu felt that Gong Xiting was becoming more and more unruly:
Is this two-legged beast so arrogant that it cannot recognize its own identity?
One day and night, a certain bamboo transformed into an adult and exclaimed:
Hey... You, you, who allowed you to kiss, kiss me! ?
You, you are bold! No... No!
Eating Guide: Coax - serve with all your heart, wait for the adult - swallow it (hehehehe)
Cold to the outside but gentle, coquettish and seductive to the inside, the male god attack without knowing it
and the arrogant and venomous tongue, the heaven and the earth, the overbearing and clingy spirit bamboo shou
Human beings "abduct" the tsundere Lingzhu, the love caused by fetters, from servant to lover
The full text of Su Chong Gao Neng is updated six times a week (Wednesday by chance) on time at six o'clock in the evening~
The setting is nonsense, the logic is useless, and the protagonist is imperfect
The main campus is a bit boring. Welcome to join. If you like it, please move your finger and click to collect it~
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Copywriting of "The Contest of Scumbags":
Update starting from 8.18~
Lightning protection: Two scumbags, bloody men, three views exploded
The three views of the characters are not the same as the three views of the author. You can criticize the characters, but don't criticize the author! The author is a patient with a terminal glass heart! ! !
Scheming & scheming & changing girlfriends like changing clothes & scumbag men aggressive & flamboyant & casual & numerous ex-boyfriends & scumbag 1 suffers
There are two famous male idols and scumbags in the Physical Education Department of Tanghu University:
One is Bai An, a scumbag who changes girlfriends every month, and the other is Song Yu, a scumbag who is famous for being a playboy in the gay circle.
Not only are these two scumbags, they are also roommates and buddies who have a great relationship.
Although they have different sexual orientations, they have similar odors. It is common for them to occasionally discuss and compare their sleeping skills.
It's just that one night I was drunk and had too much, and we started talking about it.
Bai An: Just think of it as a change of taste.
Song Yu: Let's try another position occasionally.
The two get along day and night, and they both live in the same room. After the first time, there will naturally be a second, third, and Nth time...
Song Yu: Why, are you still addicted?
Bai An: Aren't you happy?
"I don't have real feelings with straight men." I can't take a crooked man out with me.
No matter how scumbag you are, you still have principles. But where should the derailed heart go due to derailed behavior?
This is a silent competition of who is the scumbag and who falls in love with whom first.
The competition venue is not limited.
Super bloody setting, super bloody plot. But it smells good.
Main campus, welcome to the pit
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Copy of "Every Dream Is Confessed":
"Guide to Eating Lingzhu" series of articles
He is ruthless and doesn't talk much. He is sinister and overbearing. He is affectionate and aggressive. He is cold on the outside and hot on the inside. He is cautious and gentle. He is gentle and patient.
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Everyone has dreams, sweet dreams, nightmares, erotic dreams, etc.
Fang Qiao is no exception, but he only has nightmares. But one day, he found that his nightmare seemed to have turned into... A wet dream?
Matching aloof teammates: "I am your teammate, and I will help you get first place in the game and escape from here."
Fang Qiao's heart:? Are you sure you didn't come to kill me in the name of a teammate?
Fang Qiao: "I did suffer some injuries, but it doesn't matter, you..."
The aloof teammates directly hugged each other, forced a kiss and confessed their love in one go.
Fang Qiao's heart:? ? ?
An erotic dream is just an erotic dream. He is tired of nightmares. The question is, is it real to be confessed by a man in his dream every day? Fang Qiao began to wonder if he was a closet...
One day in a hidden corner of the library.
"Classmate, are you looking for this book?" The tall and handsome man held a copy of "The Origin of Homosexuality" and handed it to Fang Qiao.
"Yes, thank you..."
? ? ? Was he hallucinating during his erotic dream?
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This is a love story that can sing (quan) and cry (gou) (liang):
The two men cultivated feelings in a terrifying dream, and finally recognized and fell in love with each other in reality!
The ending is HE, a little cruel.
On the main campus, a quick travel story dressed in nightmares, welcome to enter~
Intention: One person and one bamboo "fall in love at first sight", get to know each other and fall in love all the way, and uncover the truth about the bond between the two