Se Gong, who is full of talkative words, vs. Xian Feng Dao Gu Health Shou
A fortune teller and liar who only wants to make money to live on the hot bed of his wife and children (but turns out to be a mosquito repellent) VS a cold and cold national master who only wants to pray for the country and the people (but is twisted into a twist by his apprentice during the relationship).
On the way home, Mo Jiu, as an enthusiastic citizen, stepped forward to save the little girl who was being harassed by Drunk Khan. After rescuing the little girl, the two drunk men also succumbed to his power and ran away with urine flowing from their butts. However, the drunk man not only molested the little girl, but also liked to litter. No, he stepped on the beer bottles and caught up with the tail of the crossing army.
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On the second day after Mo Jiu was named the national master, rumors and bets began to spread.
Fragment 1: "Alas. You said that the first disciple of the Imperial Master ran away with a cat, and the second disciple ran away with a tree. What kind of species do you think these three disciples ran away with?"
"There are already things running on the ground and buried in the soil. I think it's the turn of those in the water now."
"Okay, I'll bet in the water. This time I will definitely win back the money I bet wrongly last time."
Fragment 2: Mojiu: "Master, why did the first and second senior brothers run away with the goblin?"
Wen Pei: "The food given by the goblin is good, let's make..." The meal was interrupted before he finished speaking.
Mo Jiu narrowed his eyes and said in an intriguing tone: "Master, will you do it for me?"
Wen Pei said hesitantly: "I'm afraid you won't dare to eat it."
So the two masters and apprentices chatted harmoniously without being on the same channel.
Ps: 1. It's a fictional article, so don't worry about it.
2. The three concepts of attack and suffering have nothing to do with me. It's okay to criticize the characters, but don't criticize the author.
3. Shuangjie 1v1. If possible, the author would like to take away the master.
4. There is no thunder arranged for you. I don't know what thunder is. Let's just see...
Purpose: Don't use mobile phones while walking, safety first.