Please collect the pre-received article "Why I'm Not Dead Yet [Infinite]"
Bai Ge clicked on a link sent by his friend, and then his eyesight went dark.
When he saw the light again, Bai Ge found that the surroundings were filled with gloomy energy.
... Ah, this must be the legendary holographic game, she pushed up her glasses, a wise light flashed in her eyes.
However, it didn't take long for her to get tired of it, and the game was flawed in that it had no exit button!
Bai Ge: Then we have no choice but to escape by death - seeking death, she is a professional!
[If you feel someone filming you from behind in the middle of the night, don't look back. You'll see ghosts and you're dead! ]
Bai Ge: Okay, then I'll look back.
She turned around too hard and accidentally knocked the decapitated ghost's head to the ground.
The scene was very embarrassing for a while.
Bai Ge: ... Do you need me to pick it up for you?
[If someone asks you after dark if you can do something, you must not answer or you will die]
Bai Ge's eyes lit up.
Ghost: Miss, my head is gone, can you lend me your head?
Bai Ge: Okay, do you want the long-haired head in my left hand, or the bald head in my right hand? ... Hey, don't run away, tell me which one you want!
[If you see NPCs with extremely high force values during the game, be sure not to anger them, or they will die! ]
Bai Ge fell into deep thought: Is the force value super high? Which of these gangsters has the highest force value?
At this time, a ghost stretched out its blood-stained hand: Rich woman, hungry, hungry, rice!
Bai Ge was in high spirits, it's you: Brother, hang out with me, I'll take care of the food!
Other players: [No eyes to see. Jpg] [Little girl, we will collect the body for you. Jpg] [Is it too late for us to escape now. Jpg]
Bishui: If I don't eat you until you go bankrupt, you won't know how powerful I am!
Bai Ge: Look, all the NPCs are starving and losing weight. They take jujube pills in this game.
Then, she couldn't get rid of this person.
Moreover, she would not die no matter what she did.
Bai Ge: QAQ, you cheated.
After a long time, someone asked how they met in the first place.
Bishui: She is the only one who doesn't mind my big appetite.
Bai Ge: He is thin and has a small appetite, so it saves money to keep him.
Onlookers: ... Boss, didn't you get your lines right during the interview?
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Copywriting of this article:
As the boss with the highest clearance rate in escape games, Zhui Xue often receives invitations to form teams.
While her teammates were looking for a way out like headless flies, she was explaining math problems to the NPC.
When her teammates were tortured to death by the trap, she was playing Landlords with the NPC.
The teammate cried: I remember that I have a big teammate!
After going through all kinds of hardships, her teammates finally found her.
Zhuixue: Four secondaries and two kings, I won!
She happily waved to her teammates: Come on, I just defeated the NPC, and he promised to lead us!
Teammate:? ? ?
NPC: (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
Small theater:
Mengxin: Boss, the game is so difficult, how do you pass it every time?
Zhui Xue: I was able to pass the level with nine points of luck and one point of strength...
Male Protagonist: ... Plus nine hundred and ninety points of nonsense.
Chai Xue:? ? ? ?
Hidden boss with bad physique×real boss who checks for omissions and fills them up
[Instructions for consumption]
1. It is essentially a piece of fiction, it should not be scary or brain-burning, because the author is timid and brainless.
2. "Infinite Escape" is just a game, and no one will die because of this game.
Concept: If you look at the world from a different perspective than others, you will find that the beauty of the world is so different.