I Reached the Top of My Life by Eating Melons [Puishu]

[Copywriting 1]: A passerby, Jialu Feiyu, was implicated and died after being implicated by a pair of scumbags. After his death, he was bound to a melon-eating system that required him to present all kinds of wonderful melons to the melon-eating people in the future world through live broadcast. For this reason, the system threw him into a book called "The Concubine's Counterattack: The Evil King's Daughter's Escaped Wife", a brutal sadomasochism romance novel that was very popular in ancient times, and he became the... Personal maid of an oiran in the most prestigious building in the capital. Lu Feiyu, who was forced to become a cross-dressing boss: ... Okay, as long as there is something to eat. A few months later, Lu Feiyu discovered that there was really a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in this most popular building. In addition to the "evil king's little runaway wife", there was also the "cold-faced general's second cousin", "the dandy prince's sweetheart enemy" and "the iceberg miracle doctor's beautiful fiancée"... Lu Feiyu: ... I'm afraid what I'm wearing is not from this collection! ? The system comforted him: Life goes on, dogs bleed, and we are all eating melons tonight! Deer Feiyu found himself stuck on a piece of brown candy: I ​​believe you are evil! Copywriting 2 The most red building is located at the foot of the emperor. Although it is a flower building, it is famous far and wide. First there was an oiran who was famous in the capital and the most famous one in the world, then there was an opera master whose voice lingered for three days, there was also an eccentric storyteller who was full of witty words, and even more hidden was a female doctor who was reincarnated by Hua Tuo and was able to rejuvenate himself, and a wealthy local man named Su who everyone wanted to hook up with, and his luxurious lineup was comparable to a star-making company in the 21st century. For Lufeiyu, it is really the best place to eat melon. Everyone in the capital thought that Mr. Su was visiting the most popular building because of the talented and beautiful courtesan. Until one day, in front of all the bidders, he paid five thousand taels of silver to take a picture of an ordinary little maid next to the courtean... Some people hate it, some people are jealous, and some people are bitter. Only Lu Feiyu's system was excited: "Is this the ancient version of a domineering president falling in love with me?" Lu Feiyu hehe: "I'm here to eat melons, not to produce melons!" Su, a wealthy man, said: "It's not up to you." Demining: fictitious, the whole story is nonsense, logic serves the plot, primary school student writing style, plot nonsense. -A time-traveling cross-dressing boss, a little expert who eats melons, is attacked vs. A master who hides in a vest The copy was published in April 2020 Intention: Not only do I eat melons, I also produce them myself