My name is Osamu Dazai, and I am a god.
I am a very generous god, because gods need to be generous, so I accept all rivers.
God said: Let there be light, and there was light
Although my ability is only elimination, fortunately I still have Aang Ba Tu with me, otherwise my journey of spreading Chicken Soup for the Soul [crossed out] would not have been so smooth.
Intention: This Dazai is too tolerant and generous.