Don't Expel Me!

It was a sunny morning, and I was discussing with my deskmate and best friend how to spend the coming weekend, when I suddenly noticed something was wrong with the way people around me looked at me. They were frightened and helpless, as if they were looking at some monster. I:? Just when I thought I anonymously reported that the school cafeteria used overnight rice to make fried rice with eggs, everyone discovered it, and I was about to humbly say something about serving the people. A group of heavily armed men in camouflage uniforms broke open the classroom door and pointed their guns at me. One of them showed me his ID: "Sir, we suspect that you are an SSS-level strange 'natural disaster'. Please come with us." Me:? What? Why was I suddenly expelled? · In 2035, something strange happened. When order in other countries quickly collapsed due to the emergence of weirdness, China took the lead in responding and quickly established an anti-weird department and a weird shelter. Within a month of the strange incident, other countries suffered heavy casualties, and only China achieved the achievement of 0 deaths. Because—— All members of the Hua Kingdom are reborn except me According to the person in charge of the strange shelter: I, Jiang Mobai, am actually an SSS-level strange "natural disaster". I disguised myself as a human and blended into the crowd, eventually destroying the world. I:? ? ? Me: Let me ask you, why can't I think of destroying the world? Person in charge: Because your lover is dead. Me: Huh? Person in charge: Your lover is your sweetheart. He died in the second year after his strange resurrection. Me: Huh? ? Person in charge: So we are not here to hurt you, but to protect you... To protect your lover. Me: Huh? ? ? I turned my head to look at my deskmate and best friend in shock, and saw a faint smile on his usually frosty face. I felt like my worldview had collapsed. "Love?! You?!" But he is clearly a good brother who I grew up with and is good enough to wear a pair of pants. My deskmate and best friend nodded reservedly: "Yes." He actually - admitted it? ! · In short, I was absorbed by the country. But I never think that I am weird. After all, I am not an orphan. I have parents! I practiced according to the weird evolutionary secrets given by the country, and I didn't do anything in my practice for half a month. I once again confirmed that I am a genuine human being. Although everyone does not take me with them when they are reborn, it does not mean that I am weird! The person in charge of the strange shelter pondered for a moment, patted his head and said: How about you try to fall in love? I:? Person in charge: In your last life, you broke out and destroyed the world because of the death of your lover... Me:…… I looked at Zhu Ma who happily accepted the status quo and fell into deep thought. Falling in love by decree? Interesting. · First day of falling in love I stood in front of Zhuma and showed off my masculine charm to Zhuma. After a few months of falling in love The bamboo horse stands in front of me, invincible. Me: ... Let me just say I'm not weird! Te Meow's SSS-level weirdness comes from someone else! [Reading instructions] 1. It is not in the first person, the text is in the third person 2. The male protagonist is not a strange natural disaster, but a bamboo horse. 3. It's not a strong plot flow, this book is mainly a cookie. Purpose: Build a beautiful home