One day, a question popped up on the home page of a certain website: How to win back your ex-boyfriend.
Bottom reply: Thank you for the invitation. I just came out of the examination room. I suggest that it be better to castrate the baby directly.
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Copywriting 1:
Nan Cheng, who had just graduated from the postgraduate ceremony, changed into a book and became the passionate first love who committed suicide for the male protagonist in ancient romance novels. The original protagonist had a deep obsession with the male protagonist. He appeared in front of the male protagonist many times to recall the past, and threatened suicide to gain the male protagonist's attention and destroy the relationship between the male and female protagonists. In the end, he turned black and drove his car into the heroine, not wanting to accidentally hit and kill the villain.
After reading the book, Nan Cheng thought, is it difficult to get the first place, or is it difficult to be the daughter of a rich family?
So she conquered the monthly school examination results, relied on her wealthy family to be domineering, and called the school bully to bring her tea and water every day, and at the same time, she remembered the big boss who might be killed by her in the future.
Until one day, the villain boss pinned her to the wall and whispered, "If you want me to die, it's okay. But you have to accompany me."
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Copywriting 2:
It is said that the Sheng family has three children.
The eldest Sheng Beiye is a popular movie queen in the entertainment industry and has countless fans in the industry.
The second eldest son, Sheng Chen, is the head of the Sheng Group, a young and ruthless business tycoon.
Only the third child, Sheng Nancheng, is unknown and rarely known.
After the college entrance examination, a hot topic list emerged on Weibo: # Number One Sheng Nancheng# # Number One Scholar Shred Campus Bullying#
Sheng Nancheng's Weibo followers instantly soared. Netizens admired her prosperous beauty but also did not forget to go crazy about Amway.
——Sweet and A-level academic girl, I can really woo woo.
——My husband is so beautiful! My husband is so handsome! Husband, I can do that!
——I declare this is my wife.
——I announced that the man upstairs was dead, took my wife away, and thanked her for not having an appointment.
Sheng Beiye forwarded it casually: Let me introduce you to my sister, my dear. Smile. Jpg
Sheng Chen continued to forward: Same sister, dear. PS. I do not accept any brother-in-law.
Weibo exploded instantly.
Netizen:? ? ? I didn't expect that my daughter-in-law is actually my wife and my husband's biological sister!
Note: 1. Daily updates
2. Mary Sue × no logic
3. Novice writing, decompressing after work
Cruel academic girl × paranoid crazy boss
Intention: struggle
