Meng Qinghuan loves and hates his young apprentice Ruan Mu.
I love her for being cute and cute, but hate that she is lazy and doesn't care about practicing.
Once he came out of seclusion, he found that his little apprentice was missing.
Other disciples: "Master, master! The little junior sister you have been secretly in love with for hundreds of years has attained enlightenment and ascended to heaven!"
Meng Qinghuan:? ? ?
Ruan Mu is a person who does quick travel missions.
After completing a mission, I returned home and opened the door, only to be greeted by the astonished face of the mission planner.
Ruan Mu: "..."
Meng Qinghuan: "..."
Meng Qinghuan looked at Ruan Mu's cool T-shirt and shorts, his ears turned red, he hummed for a long time, and asked in a low voice: "Is this a fairyland?... Do I, do I have to wear so little?"
Ruan Mu:? ? ?
*A story about a Six Paths boss taking a Immortal Way boss to fall in love.
*Easy, funny, cookies.
*A match made in heaven, you're welcome.
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The articles are collected in advance. If you like it, you can collect it first!
Pre-release 1: "Strange Stories about the Rules of Living on Earth"
Copywriting:
[The highest code for living on earth: strictly follow the public code. ]
[The following are common rules when living or staying in the home of someone you are not a close relationship with. Do not violate them:
1. Don't disobey the homeowner.
2. Do not enter the homeowner's private areas, such as bedrooms, bathrooms, and study rooms. Some house owners are more generous and only restrict movement at night. Please pay attention to the attitude of the house owners.
3. Do not leave without informing the owner. The owner will worry that he has failed to treat guests well and behaved uncontrollably.
4. If you unfortunately enter a private area, please go to the living room and sit down as soon as possible and stare at the TV that is not playing any programs until the owner of the house sends you away.
5. If the TV program cannot be turned off, or the owner has no intention of sending you away, Rule 3 is invalid. Please jump out of the window immediately and escape the house to the street, out of sight of the homeowner. After confirming that the owner of the house is not pursuing you any further, exit down the street.
6. Kitchen knives are a last resort and should not be used unless absolutely necessary. ]
[The following are 1 public rules for playing in the yard, please pay attention to abide by them:
As long as you don't want to face the strange behavior of lantern fish coming out to look for food, please don't stay in the yard at night. ]
The moment Yang Huilin stepped into the yard of her ex-boyfriend's house with her colleagues, the system in her mind immediately broadcast three paragraphs of rules.
She was a little confused for a moment - her ex-boyfriend, a businessman, believed that this villa was all his private domain, and the rules automatically jumped to point 4.
There are many dangers in entering the house. If you stay in the yard at night, you will encounter strange species. If you want to leave, you need permission from your ex-boyfriend. All dead ends.
Yang Huilin: If you think about it carefully, it's not that there is no way out.
Others: Where is the way to survive? !
*Articles about strange rules, where the protagonist needs to abide by the rules/seek survival within the almost insoluble rules that will lead to death. When it comes to articles about rules and horror, I am a copywriter, QAQ. The main text is better than the copywriting, I guarantee it!
*The ex-boyfriend is not a CP
*Copywriting is scheduled for 2021.12.29
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Pre-collection 2: "Don't hand over any system to the federation!"
Copywriting:
Rebuilding at the end of the day, everything is ruined and waiting to be revitalized. Bai Jiyu lives a simple and busy life as a window worker in the state's private affairs office and special department.
One day, a little girl stood in front of the counter holding her schoolbag, looking up at her with watery eyes: "Sister, I have a learning system... Can I hand over this system to the federation?"
Bai Jiyu: "... Let me ask for you?"
Learning the system is just the beginning, Bai Jiyu has to report more and more systems:
Love system, farming system, melon-eating system, sign-in system, survival system...
There are too many systems to hand over, right? !
Finally one day, Bai Jiyu couldn't help but ask a host: "Don't you consider a self-retention system?"
Host: "The Federation is recovering from the apocalypse, which is the time of decline. In order to build the Federation together, I am willing to hand over the system!"
Bai Jiyu: "What if the person who gave you the system advises you to keep the system for yourself?"
Host: "..."
Host: "!???"
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Finally——
With no system to hand over, all citizens of the Federation rebuilt their cities on the ruins of the apocalypse and created prosperity again.
*Doomsday reconstruction, the whole text is imaginary
*The heroine is a salty fish boss, behind the scenes.
*Published on 2012.12.25, Welcome to favorites~
Purpose: Make life simple, fulfilling and happy.