[Opened a nice trumpet|Xinggongberry|]
(It's the only trumpet account)
These articles are all the dark history I kept in my notebook when I was a kid. I'm sorry that it's too suicidal and it's my fault. I also like the heroine Su Su Hanpi's feeling now.
But there is a high chance that if I update it again, it will be after my trumpet article is finished.
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Inexplicably, I was trafficked with three lollipops by the self-proclaimed "boss behind the winery" and forced me to do some particularly "weird" things.
Boss: Go become a teacher in Didan. It would be best if you can attract the attention of some special people.
————A period of time————
Me [with a serious look on my face]: To tell you the truth, my teaching is terrible. You can apply to the principal to fire me!
Kudo Shinichi thought: Haruko-chan is indeed very humble!
Mao Lilan had a puzzled face: Is Haruko-chan belittling herself again?
Suzuki Sonoko had a pitiful face: So Haruko-chan wants to abandon us and run away?
Me:·······
Boss: Go work in a cafe or some other place, the maid outfit has been prepared for you.
————A period of time————
Me [eat together]: Sister store manager, don't you think there are a lot fewer customers because I'm so bad?
The store manager sister looked distressed: There is no duck! I can see that Haruko-chan really worked hard!
Amuro Toru smiled: Haruko-chan, you can rest for a while if you are tired. Also, I think the cat tail will make your maid outfit even more stunning.
Me:······
————A long time————
Me: I am a real wine and a big bad guy.
Everyone: O_o Are you really being threatened, Haruko-chan?
Me:······You?
Ps: Split the official cast, the characters are seriously OOC, and there are many private settings. I don't like to be flirty, but I want all men.
Purpose: Others think I'm super sweet
