[Advance collection of "The Shark's Deskmate Is Poisonous", column stamp~~~]
Sheng Yang transformed into the Green Tea lead actor in a BG novel. This lead actor is very scheming and likes to pretend to be pitiful in order to win the sympathy of the female protagonist and make the female protagonist hate the male protagonist.
However, the male lead has a strong aura, and in the end, the cannon fodder male lead suffers the consequences, is dropped out of school, and dies young.
Sheng Yang: "..."
Sorry, I just want to be an ordinary handsome man, I don't want to be just a "appearance" before I graduate.
From then on, Sheng Yang, who only spoke ill of the male protagonist in front of the female protagonist, said: "Shi Yan is a very nice person. Not only is he handsome, but he is also very capable. If I were a woman, I would have fallen in love with him a long time ago."
Shi Yan passed by accidentally: "..."
Later one day, Sheng Yang fell into the arms of a boy while drunk. Shi Yan strode over to him, pulled him into his arms, and kissed him forcefully and passionately. His stern face was full of jealousy, "Who allowed you to cuddle with others!"
Sheng Yang: "..."
Brother, did you kiss the wrong gender?
Demining: The male protagonist never liked the female protagonist
The heroine will not interfere with the protagonist's feelings, she will only assist
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"My deskmate is poisonous"
Jiang Ye transferred to another school for the fifth time, and there was no fluctuation in his heart, except that his new deskmate seemed a little crazy.
He saw that he only had the refill but no shell, so he kindly lent him a pen, and he nervously drew a line, "See, I'm straight!"
Jiang Ye glanced at the crooked lines he drew:? ? ?
The second time, his deskmate was asked to answer a question. He kindly told the answer. After he sat down, he frowned and said, "Don't think this is the case, I will be like that."
Jiangye: What's that like? Are you sure you don't want him to call the mental hospital emergency center?
The third time... The fourth time...
Later, the two of them formed a coil of mosquito coils, and Jiang Ye finally asked his original doubts.
Rong Xiao crossed his legs and said very proudly: "The day you transferred to school, I had a dream. I dreamed that we were in a book. You were interested in me and wanted to win over me. So, I am a pure man, can I not be careful with you?"
Jiang Yepi started to roll up his sleeves with a smile on his face: "So, I am bent because of your daydream as a 2B? Come here, I won't beat you to death."
Later, Rong Xiao hugged Jiang Ye shamelessly: "Daughter-in-law, I dreamed that we need to fight for 300 rounds tonight, and we can win the lottery tomorrow."
Jiang Ye pulled out a fruit knife: "I also dreamed about being promoted and getting rich, and I need you to sacrifice your little brother. Come on, lie down."
Rong Xiao: "..."
Intention: Stick to yourself, work hard, and rely on your true ability to realize your dreams