Port Mafia gossip headlines: Miss Sammia and Mr. Dazai are in love!
Mori Ogai: Oh? Then why not choose a good day and you—
Semiya: No! Please listen to my explanation!
Nakahara Chuuya: Huh? Are you finally blind? Do you need me to take you to the hospital for an ophthalmology appointment?
Sammija: ... Which bastard published the fake news!
The Armed Detective Agency is having a leisurely time today~ Of course, only Dazai and Ranpo are free.
Dazai, who was humming a little tune, suddenly sneezed strangely, attracting everyone's attention. Everyone was quiet for a moment, and then they went about their business again. Dazai was seen counting his fingers as if he were a magic stick, and then he put his hands together and said happily: "Ms. Mia must be thinking of me~"
Intention: If you fall into a pit, you won't be able to climb out.