Su Jiezhou, a close minister of the prince, was about to rise to prominence, but he was stabbed by his colleague Yan Qionglin, the new champion, in the name of "Qingjun's side".
Before he died, he had a sudden realization: So this guy peeked at me every day, not because he was crazy, but because he always wanted to kill me? !
Reborn three years ago, Su Jiezhou not only transformed into a tough bandit leader, but also bumped into version 1.0 Of Yan Qionglin, a down-and-out scholar who was rushing to take the exam.
Kill? Not killed. Rush? Can't drive away.
Su Jiezhou decided to take a curveball to save the country: thanks! Kneeling and licking the future champion all the way.
This perfect plan fell to pieces after being secretly kissed by the other party while drunk.
Su Jiezhou pretended to be calm: "Brother Yan, what is our relationship now?"
The other party was very calm: "Brother. Do you have a problem?"
Su Jiezhou was confused: Brothers, brothers... Normal... Right?
Take a look at yourself in the bronze mirror with a fat waist and a strong body, and then think about Yan Qionglin's noble temperament...
Well, it's normal to look like this!
Later, when he traveled back in time three years later, when he heard that Yan Qionglin version 2.0 Was coming to visit his doctor, Su Giezhou was so excited that he was so excited: Is a blessing coming?
As a result, what greeted him was a pursuit from heaven to earth with all new tricks.
Su Jiezhou was furious: "It's not like that! I raised you like a cow and a horse for nothing?!"
After going through so much trouble to get back into the body of a bandit, Su Jiezhou raised his sword tremblingly. He had to kill this white-eyed wolf to pay for it!
Unexpectedly, the other party was dressed in mourning, his eyes were slightly red, and he said with a loud bang: "Brother Juhua, I want to marry you."
Su Giezhou was so angry that he vomited blood: I treat you as a brother, but you treat me like a fool? Also, do you have a fetish for ugliness? !
He drew his sword and looked around at a loss: "Stab me! I must escape again! Reopen! This one must be reopened!"
Three seconds later, strong wind knocked the door open.
Su Jiezhou came to his senses and collapsed: "Fuck you, uncle! I'm not talking about this kind of stabbing!!!"
The complaining, semi-illiterate, commander-in-chief Bishou, who has a high level of force vs. The gentle and calm champion Lang Wenguan Gong
Food guide:
1.1V1, HE
2. The protagonist will jump across dual time and space
Intention: I am destined to love you
