Jing Boti has always believed that he is not only cold and handsome, but also firmly believes that he is a straight man.
Until he met Ye Yan. . . . .
Hometown dialects emerge in endlessly. .
"What a brain, the older I live, the more cramped I get."
"If you don't talk about whoever you catch and argue with someone all day long, you won't be able to do anything right."
Bodhi held his forehead and sighed: No, the character cannot collapse! ! ! He covered his face with a fan and said, "General, take care of yourself all the way."
(Ye Yan said that I heard everything just now...?▲?)
Secondly, his attributes were revealed in a funny way in front of the general.
"General, I want that Huahua." Bodhi tugged on the general's sleeve, twisting it left and right, with a longing look on his face. (Actually, I was panicking inside...)
"I have no intention of loving the general from now on," Bodhi touched the general's stubble and said cheerfully, "Unless the general performs a dance to win my heart back." (Seaweed-flavored dog food is now on sale! One pack is 3 yuan, two packs are 8 yuan. The price is skyrocketing!!)
The general has always believed that he is not only useless, but also has no ambition, and can only tease girls (of course, only when he was a child) and play small songs.
Until I met Mirror Bodhi. . . . .
Even more decadent (Little Bodhi will build up his self-confidence in the future)
"General, I think it is better to retreat at this time," Xiao Bodhi baba bala impressed Ye Yan with his language skills. Ye Yan said: Well, you are right. Just do as my wife says.
"Well, the military advisor will help me complete the military affairs, and write another letter to the Holy Emperor, and then..." The military advisor of course went about it in a hurry, but Ye Yan suffered a lot of new injuries.
Ahem, you are aloof in front of others, and you are so funny in front of the general that you are compared to a military advisor who is a good-for-nothing, elegant and doting on the general.
Intention: Parting is just the starting point of a pursuit