There's Definitely Something Wrong with the Vest I'm Wearing!

[The article has been overhauled, and the content in the comment area may not match the main text] [The writing is not very good. I don't recommend buying it at once. If you think it doesn't look good, run away! Copywriting: I, Byakuya Arisukawa As soon as I turned around to cosplay Dazai, I accidentally traveled to Yokohama and was bound to a system. #OCCASION1: cos Dazai travels through the road# Waistcoat: Dazai ① How could I dare to say anything in front of a young man with ferocious eyes, a black body, and no eyebrows? But if you hesitate, you will lose, so I hit the head with my backhand to kill The young man fell down instantly and achieved it in vain ② To avoid the punches and kicks of pocket partners, develop a sound mind and body As clever as I am, I gave him a green gift hat that is healthy, pollution-free and has no additives. And launched the almighty Asasi rainbow fart on it: "It's really nice to be gentle when you chirp without hitting anyone~ I like it so much~" The partner suffered a huge shock and fell into temporary human dementia. I survive #OCCASION 2: cos Akutagawa en route crossing# Vest: Akutagawa Faced with daily social beatings from the black mud boss I couldn't bear it any longer, so I kicked the opponent with a wild dog flying into the air. Below: "..." I took the money from my unconscious boss, unlocked the door, sneaked into the room, took away the luggage, and defected for him. #OCCASION THREE: COS Jiuye's journey through time# Waistcoat: Jiuye I am the port Mafia gravity user, height 1.9+ Sister Hongye: "OMG! Second growth??" (Scared in a foreign language) Dazai: "Gene mutation!?" (Lost highlight) Sen: "Don't wear the hat, save some face for others." (Earnest words) #occasion4: traveling through costown Vest: Dun Kicked out of the orphanage and hungry, I rescued Dazai who fell into the water. If you don't wake up for a long time after seeing someone, think about it for a second Silently peel off his windbreaker I used the money from selling it to Akutagawa to eat thirty bowls of chazuke rice. "Burp" Life in a vest is wonderful beyond your imagination. ——————— Write this next time: "I became the captured paper man" Copywriting: [Third person in the text] A long time ago, I vaguely realized that there was something different about myself and other people. . In the dead of night, a strange white-faced young lady (♂) would always crawl out of the quilt and look at me affectionately "Sorry, I'm not the casual kind of man." Saying this, I kicked him off the bed. . During my free time, snowflakes appeared on the TV I was watching, and a beautiful young man in a white dress with red lips and white teeth leaned out half of his body. "Deliver a courier?" After getting a negative answer, I unplugged the plug with a sullen face, successfully trapping this impolite guy who broke into a house privately on the screen. . When I went back to my hometown to play, a shota covered in ketchup appeared from the well and tried to compete with me... The conditioned reflex turned the bucket upside down on the unlucky child's head. The freshly poured bath water was so cheap for others. "Don't thank me too much, really." . However, what I don't know is - they all just came to my door because they were greedy for my body. My true identity is the popular Paper Man from a certain strategy game in the Ghost World... Purpose: Even if your peaceful life is disrupted, be positive