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The mentally ill Bai Qiufeng was struck by lightning and traveled through time and into the body of a pampered young man suffering from depression.
On the first day of time travel, he was staring at the TV when he suddenly found a toy gun and put it against the servant's head. "I am an agent sent to Earth by xxx Interstellar. Please hand over your Earth's secrets. I can ask my superiors to save your life."
Jiang Kuang turned his head and glanced at the TV. Wasn't he suffering from depression? Is this depression?
On the second day of time travel, Bai Qiufeng said: "I am the xx criminal police officer. Now I will formally arrest you. All your words will become evidence in court."
Jiang Kuang:......
On the Nth day of time travel, Bai Qiufeng suddenly became normal. He turned to look at Jiang Kuang, who was sitting on the sofa with his arms around him watching TV, "Brother, your posture seems wrong?"
"How..." Jiang Kuang's lips were blocked before he could say anything. Bai Qiufeng wiped his mouth, "That's how it should be."
Jiang Kuang:......
He silently turned his head and glanced at the TV showing the scene of the male and female protagonists kissing, and was quite speechless.
Stupid, cute and serious drama player (Sufferer) × Mild and manic contradiction (Attack) = HE
Bai Qiufeng VS Jiang Kuang
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When Song Bandit and Lu Ren were refreshed at the same time, they were encountering the players' great escape, and a large wave of dangerous monsters were approaching.
Song Bandit turned his head towards Lu Ren and sat down to admire the heroic appearance of his mortal enemy.
The monsters have been killed.
"Song Bandit, why don't you take action?"
"You are taking action, why should I take action?" Everyone knows that he is a lazy man with strength. Should he rush in and die, or is he just trying to make things worse?
Lu Ren:......
Later levels became more and more dangerous, and Bandit Song couldn't stand it any longer. He resisted the weapon dropped by the system from defeating monsters, and hit Lu Ren directly in the back of the head.
Lu Ren:......
"You really want me to die?"
"I don't think you died in a day or two."
Later, Song Bandit and Lu Ren were separated by a sea of flames. He shouted to Lu Ren, "Maybe I am overestimating my abilities, but I still want to do it. Lu Ren, when I rush to you regardless of my own safety, catch me, okay?"
Strength, laziness, X ability, powerful attack = (strong) HE
Song Bandit VS Lu Yan
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Preview of the next Gudan: "The tyrant's powerful minister who takes the blame is so miserable"
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It's not scary to travel through time, it's scary to be a professional scapegoat next to a tyrant.
As soon as Yi Qingchen opened his eyes, he faced the court ministers who all presented an impeachment report. Their words were so fierce that they wished he could be tortured on the spot, but the emperor looked at him with amusement.
Under the court, the young emperor hooked his chin and said, "My dear, it was you who came up with the idea. After hearing this, how can I look aggrieved now?"
Yi Qingchen didn't dare to be wronged, so he quickly took the blame, "Your Majesty is wise, and it is a great honor for me to be able to share my worries and solve my problems."
Later, Yi Qingchen's reputation as a traitor spread throughout the streets and alleys of Shengling, and became famous in all countries. Everyone thought that the current Shengling emperor was actually a puppet and all the real power was in his hands.
Yi Qingchen: "I am wronged, I am more wronged than Dou E!"
One day, the emperor summoned him privately. Yi Qingchen stood tremblingly in front of the sinister and cunning emperor, squeezing his neck and wanting to resign. The emperor said, "I can resign. I can help you accomplish the last thing."
Yi Qingchen hurriedly responded, anyway, his reputation as a treacherous person was well known to all countries, and he was not afraid of being blamed again.
But he didn't want the young emperor to burst into flames as soon as he said, "Enrich the harem for me."
"Enriching the harem? This humble minister is good at it." Yi Qingchen was eager to give it a try. He thought that this black-hearted emperor was going to squeeze out the last drop of his blood, so he heard the emperor say: "I will grant you the exclusive favor of the Sixth Palace, and choose a day to make you queen."
Yi Qingchen:? ? ? ? ? ?
The black-faced question marks were not enough to fill his head. He had a stiff face and did not use the honorific for the first time, "What did you say?"
Love, you always let me take the blame just to tie me to your side, just because you are greedy for me?
The arrogant and sinister emperor's attack × the emperor's exclusive scapegoat = HE
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[Happy Yanwen comes to a "23-year-old grandma makes trouble online"]
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At the age of 23, Jiang Queyue became an old woman. She had to do good deeds and earn merit points to become younger. The story of her counterattack from an unlucky man to a koi group favorite.
CP: Jiang Queyue, the group's favorite koi grandma who has lived a senior life early, and the male protagonist who is evil and cold-hearted.
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Intention: No matter how difficult it is, we must live strong.