[Extra story of Fei Sheik and Ou Huang in "Transformation"~]
Bugs and typos have been fixed throughout the text, and some minor content has been added.
Pre-collection of "Are You Silly? I Can Transform!" ThrillerNational Day Opening Article~
Copywriting of this article:
If civilization invades, the end will come.
Then go to a magnificent battle for freedom.
One:
The alien crowd watching: Hahaha, the mechanical civilization has no emotions and no food. He will definitely starve to death! !
Ma Liao: Don't panic! Let me draw a fruit first and then a gem tree that can bring money.
Two:
The alien crowd onlookers: Haha, the Star Beast Pirates are the most brutal group. They kill without batting an eye and no one except the Alliance General can beat them!
Ma Liao: Hold on! Draw a picture of the king of beasts to shock you!
Animal Civilization: Shut up! Don't compare this legless tiger with our alliance general! !
Three:
The crowd of aliens watching: ah ah, he has been surrounded by incorporeal spiritual civilizations from heaven to earth. Unless a dragon descends from the sky, he will definitely die! !
Ma Liao: ... Then let me draw a dragon on the left and a rainbow on the right?
Shenlong Empire: Your whole earth is gone. Damn it, uncle! We don't have such an ugly dragon! ! !
————"You are stupid, I can transform!" Doomsday——————
Gou Fugui has a secret. When the door of doom approaches, his (waste) cute animal manual shines.
He can... Transform into the magical animals he recorded in the apocalyptic world.
What to do about global floods and rising sea levels?
It's okay, if you turn into a sea otter, you can lie flat on the sea and rub your face!
What to do in the zombie apocalypse?
It's okay, faint sheep can understand it and pretend to be dead. If I die, I won't be able to tell the difference between life and death.
Here's another guy with a flat head, who doesn't care about life and death. If you don't accept it, just do it! !
How to survive global heat and drought?
The koala who doesn't drink water said that although I am slow and have a small brain, I am very thirsty!
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Because of the magical waste? With his special ability, he finally became wealthy.
But wait! Why do I still have waste aftereffects after turning into an animal and then recovering? !
Why do sea otters keep rubbing their faces and hitting rocks? Is it true that a fainted sheep falls flat wherever it goes?
There's also Flathead Brother and Koala! The former one keeps fighting, and the latter one can't use his brain even after he changes back. How the hell can he continue to survive? !
Thinking of the manual, there are also Tibetan fox, kangaroo, silly roe deer, pelican, Erha, Pipi shrimp...
Gou Fugui felt that he might not be able to survive until the end.
Gan! Why does he collect manuals of magical creatures instead of manuals of brave animals! ! !
April 1, 2222. Countless doomsday gates have descended on the earth.
Floods, earthquakes, hurricanes, cold winters, famines, biological invasions, viruses, droughts, ghost realms...
Behind every doomsday door is a doomsday world. If the door of doomsday cannot be closed, the earth will be invaded.
So mankind began to close its doors.
Intention: Work together to fight against difficulties, be unyielding and highlight the tenacious vitality, truth, goodness and beauty of human beings.
