My Classmates Don't Believe That I Am a God

Lan Cheng woke up from hunger. The ancient god who has been sleeping for many years wakes up, and the world changes drastically. His power of faith is actually very little? Lan Cheng dug himself out from the ground. The young god squatting at the entrance of the cave looked at him up and down with disdain and issued a verdict: "Inferior God, I am your direct supervisor. I am here to take down a phone number." Lan Cheng:? ? ? Lan Cheng had been living under the overpass for a month, without developing a single believer. Occasionally, he heard two female students shouting "male gods". Lan Cheng stared at the sparkling power of faith on their bodies, and his stomach - Gulu~ Developing believers starts from childhood. On the first day of transferring school, Lan Cheng introduced himself: Hello everyone, my name is Lan Cheng, and I am a god. Classmate:...... Teacher: ... Lan Cheng: As long as you worship and pray sincerely every day, I will hear your wishes. Teacher: The last row, yes, the corner. Lan Cheng sat down, and his new deskmate smiled evilly: "What kind of god is that? Do you want me to believe in you?" Lan Cheng stretched out his five fingers and refused: "No, you have such evil energy, it is more suitable to believe in the God of Plague." Mu Yanzhou stopped smiling: "You fucking say that again?!" Lan Cheng turned his head: "I am a god, conceived in the faith of all things. I have no mother, but I have a boss. Do you need the phone number of my superior god?" Lan Cheng's eyes were blazing, "As long as you have one fried chicken leg, I will fulfill your wish. It's best to have it from Lao Wang's family, with cumin flavor, add some sauce, and add more spiciness." Mu Yanzhou:...... Mu Yanzhou: Psycho! Intention: Funny