I Break the Sap Man into a Chatterbox

[The next book opens with "The heroine says goodbye to BE after awakening", the copy is at the back] King Xunyang, the god of war in Yao, charmed countless ladies with his skin. However, he had such a bad temper that he was a sap and could not bloom a decent peach blossom even at his age. The eldest sister, who had pulled her up with one hand, couldn't bear it anymore and angrily went to the whole fiefdom to recruit a princess. Recruitment conditions: Female, able to make King Xunyang speak more than ten sentences a day. Make a wish: "Me, me, me! I sign up!" First round of interview: The ladies threw their purses and handkerchiefs, and threw themselves into their arms, but King Xunyang remained silent. Xu Yuan raised his hand and slapped him, King Xunyang said: "Where did you come from, bastard!" Make a wish: "Look at him talking!" Second round of interview: The enchantress fox teased her head and made waves with her charming eyes, while King Xunyang pursed his thin lips tightly. Xu Yuan pulled off his pants, and King Xunyang asked, "Are you shameless?" Make a wish: "Look, he's talking again!" Interview third round: The lady was in tears and wanted to hit the pillar, and her accusation was like a cuckoo crying blood: "I love the prince so much that I am willing to die for you!" Xu Yuan picked up the stick and rushed towards King Xunyang: "If the man can't catch him, just break his legs!" King Xunyang stood up and said: "I have tolerated you for a long time, I tell you @￥*&%#... (500 Words omitted)" Eldest sister: "Very good, hired!" Later, all the people in the fiefdom saw that King Xunyang became more and more talkative, and he kept pestering his little princess every day. The sap turned into a chatterbox, wishing to be disturbed physically and mentally: "Bah, bah, blah, blah, blah, I'm so annoyed, let's run away!" The man's tall body suddenly approached and blocked her at the corner of the bed: "Make a wish and I will tell you that you are mine when you are born and die. Don't even think about getting off my boat! Am I not good to you? How can you bear to abandon me? If you dare to abandon me, I will ￥#%*￥&@&... (1000 Words omitted)" Summary: I turned a sap man into a talkative one, and then I was annoyed to death and couldn't escape. Did I bring this upon myself? A quirky little lolita who occasionally gets confused and has a ruthless hand in destroying flowers. X A tall, cold and loyal sap who speaks no more than ten words a day. [Double C, 1V1] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The next book will be "The Female Supporting Girl Says Goodbye to BE After Awakening", please give me advance notice: ◆A collection of short stories, 4-5 short stories ◆In ancient novels, the female supporting characters were deceived, scummed and abused for the love of the male and female protagonists. Once they woke up, they counterattacked and overturned the plot and reached the top. One day you suddenly wake up and find that you are the female supporting character who surrounds the male protagonist in ancient novels. You will experience such things as: being permanently disfigured by the male protagonist who you trust so much, being abandoned by the male protagonist who has always been sworn to each other at the wedding, being killed by the childhood sweetheart male protagonist who wiped out the whole family and had to give him a baby, etc. And everything the male protagonist does is because of his unwavering affection for the female protagonist. The love between the male and female protagonists is so touching that they would sacrifice all sentient beings in the world for each other. The second unit story: ↓↓ "The God of Marriage, Jing Yi, has a beautiful appearance and a skin of ice and snow." "Jing Yi likes her cousin Ji Yupei. When she was a child, she was rescued by her cousin and she has cherished him in her heart ever since. Even if she was found at home, her father and brother said that Ji Yupei was too bright and there were too many bees and butterflies around her, so she insisted on marrying him." ——The above is from the ancient romance novel "The Escaped Wife's Favor" On the wedding day, Jing Yi suddenly wakes up and realizes that she is just a female villain. Her role is to give money and equipment to the male protagonist Ji Yupei in the early stage to help him rise to the top. Then on the day of their wedding, the heroine comes to visit. Ji Yupei suddenly realizes that the heroine is his true love and decisively abandons Jing Yi. The heartbroken Jing Yi transformed into a vicious female supporting character, creating twists and turns in the love between the male and female protagonists in the later stages, and finally dedicated her own life to achieve an endearing and affectionate ending in which the male and female protagonists could sing and cry. At this moment, Ji Yupei, who was wearing a wedding robe, was holding the heroine's hand, looking at Jing Yi with great guilt and pain: "Cousin, I'm sorry, getting married to you is a lie to your feelings. I can't hurt you like this." Jing Yi directly put the hipa on the head of the heroine and told them to worship and lock her up. Then he turned around and went to Emperor Fuguang, asking him to remove Ji Yupei from the throne assigned to him by the Jing family. He also told the emperor that his fiancée and her fiancé had run away. The emperor has a high position and power, is as powerful as thunder, and is most just and domineering. Jingyi pulled him to complain. He drank a little too much and vaguely felt as if a big green snake was wrapped around him. The next day, Jingyi woke up disheveled, turned his head, and beside him was the equally disheveled Emperor Fuguang... The same series ends with ancient sayings: "Record of Raising a Wonderful Wife": A charming bitch seduces a feudal scholar-bureaucrat "The Making of the Imperial Master's Wife": A witch who is short of money hooks up with a stingy Imperial Master "Rebirth of a Foolish Girl as a Concubine": Capturing the infatuated prince instead of being attacked "Invite the Wife into the Urn": The evil slut sweetly dotes on the general's legitimate daughter Other closing quotes: "The Fiancé Married to a Scumbag": Show off your affection in a fancy way and torture the scumbag to death "Good Morning, County Prince": The sinister son of the prince VS the sweet and salty beauty "My Wife is a Trouble": The Marquis of Guangfeng Jiyue loves soft and charming fairies "Little Wonderful Man": fake brother and sister, "sister control" turns into wife control Complete fantasy romance: "The Story of the City God's Empress' Ascension": Men and women flirt with each other, blushing and heartbeating "Marrying a Big Black Magpie": Shocking! My husband is not a big black magpie but... "The Tiger Is Always Busy Chasing His Wife": The powerful mountain master x the delicate and innocent little fairy "The Goddess' Gentle and Loyal Dog": A highly intelligent and intellectual woman x a gentle and infatuated man "The Imperial Master is as beautiful as ever": The affectionate and scheming male prime minister traps the little fairy Imperial Master Intention: Destiny, you took away the words from my lips, but you cannot take away the stars in my chest.