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Yan Xiaomo has been in love with his little childhood sweetheart for ten years, but it's a pity that the girl is struggling to realize her goals, which breaks Yan Xiaomo's heart.
So Yan Xiaomo would post in the middle of the night every day in a circle of friends only visible to Chengxing, saying some sarcastic words.
Until one day Chengxing finally poked Yan Xiaomo privately and sent him two voice messages, but they were not the gentle and loving words Yan Xiaomo imagined.
"I see that you have been suffering from insomnia recently."
"I recently discovered a deep sleep device, and I just wanted to give it to you to try."
Before he finished speaking, there was a knock on the door.
Yan Xiaomo opened the door and looked at the little girl in pajamas at two o'clock in the morning, holding a huge baseball bat in her hand, with a look of great interest on her face.
"Come on, hit the head or the back of the head?"
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After Cheng Xing and Yan Xiaomo got together, he would occasionally act like a straight girl.
One day, Chengxing sent a WeChat message to Yan Xiaomo: "I miss you so much."
Yan Xiaomo didn't respond for a long time.
Immediately afterwards, Chengxing received a friend request from a stranger. Within a minute of being approved, the screen on his phone was quickly refreshed.
"Quack quack quack quack quack."
"Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack."
"Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack."
Chengxing:? ? ?
Immediately afterwards, Chengxing received a call from Yan Xiaomo.
His voice on the other end of the phone was low and magnetic, with a hidden smile: "How about the duck I ordered just for you, are you satisfied?"
*The bullshit cartoonist Xiao Qingmei x the intermittent villainous boss Xiao Zhuma
*Mutual quarrels + mutual pitfalls/sweet articles/childhood sweethearts
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Ruan Qiuqiu, the daughter of the Ming'an Group, has not had a good relationship with the opposite sex since she was a child. Even the childhood sweethearts she grew up with have not developed any ambiguity. In the blink of an eye, she drank wine by mistake for grape juice at someone's engagement party. She was thought to be heartbroken and drunk, and the gossip spread out in several twists and turns.
The next day, Ruan Qiuqiu woke up from bed, rubbing his head that was about to explode, and saw the handsome young man with dark eyes next to him——
Oh haha, I got into trouble.
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Yu Shi'an had just entered the entertainment industry, with no money and no background. He was dragged into a drinking bureau by an unscrupulous agent, and he didn't know who drugged him.
When I woke up, I had a ridiculous night.
Unexpectedly, the little girl fell in love with him, bought him stars and the moon, arranged a bright star journey for him, and said with a smile that she would be responsible for him.
Later, Yu Shi'an learned that she already had a "deep love" lover, and he was just a canary that he could play with at will.
Yu Shi'an had a cold face, pinched the bloody marks on his palms with his fingers, and said harshly to her: "Don't follow me anymore. I hate your fake pity."
The little girl pursed her lips and turned around to leave without looking back.
Later at the banquet.
The little girl who had been following him was wearing a high-end dress, with delicate eyebrows and half exposed shoulders. She smiled at the legendary bamboo horse, but she never gave him a glance.
Yu Shian lost control for the first time.
Ignoring the looks of people around him, he dragged the little girl to a corner and hid her.
He lowered his head and crushed all his pride, the corners of his eyes were red, and his voice was hoarse and restrained:
"Even if it's pity, you can only look at me, okay?"
1. The proud lady x the low self-esteem and sensitive idol
2. SC The male protagonist has low self-esteem and loves to think about things, so he makes a crematorium for himself
3. Essentially sweet text
Concept: Childhood sweetheart Tiantiantian
