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Lu An is a young artist suffering from intermittent amnesia.
Because of his rare omega status, he was invited to the first celebrity military camp experience reality show in China.
On the first day of shooting, you need to fill in personal information.
Lu An filled in the idol column and filled in the only star whose name he could remember: Xi Haoguang.
Director: "What a coincidence, the military student of the same period who will be your partner from now on is him."
Lu An: "Huh???" Is it such a coincidence...
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When meeting formally.
Xi Haoguang raised his eyebrows playfully, "Kid, I heard that you are a fan of mine?"
Lu An's face was confused: "You are——"
Xi Haoguang: "..."
#On the daily life of an amnesia patient#
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Chinese law stipulates:
Alpha citizens between the ages of 20 and 30 must serve in the military.
Even the popular superstar Xi Haoguang is no exception.
The year he enlisted in the army, millions of fans cried and wailed.
After staying in the army for two years, I suddenly met a strange kid.
The child was very polite at first: "Mr. Xi, I lost my inhibitor. Can you mark me? Thank you."
After biting it, the crazy and alluring milk-flavored pheromone rushed straight to his forehead, and Xi Haoguang licked his lips with unfulfilled interest.
The child suddenly slapped him in the face and said angrily, "Even if you are a big star senior, you can't take advantage of me!"
Xi Haoguang: "Didn't you ask me for it???"
Lu An: "Uh... E... Oh... I'm sorry, I forgot."
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The omega was born with a weak body. Lu An could only complete half of many projects. He thought he would be ridiculed by the entire Internet.
As a result, after the program was broadcast——
Netizen: Damn, they are so serious.
My breasts are attacked by the cool A master. I kowtow first as a sign of respect.
American CP warning! ! !
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When he grew up, milk-flavored pheromones were like a baby face, always causing endless troubles to Lu An's life.
He even became a hot search topic because of this:
#children who have not been weaned#
Lu An angrily posted his ID card on Weibo: (I am an adult!
The most popular comment below
*Xi Haoguang_: @ Even if you are an adult, you are still a child who will never expire with me.
Can be salty or sweet/Milk is cool and forgetful O Shou × Old House is on Fire A Attack
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