The advance copy of "Why is it so hard to be a mature man" is at the bottom.
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The day he inherited his mother's relic, Qi Lin was confused because the relic was a wish gashapon machine.
Qi Lin twisted it casually and praised: My mother is so childlike.
The result...
He twisted out a dragon! ! !
In this regard, an unknown thief from Ping'an Town said: I was scaling the wall at the time, and as soon as I entered the yard, a winged monster roared at me, which scared me to the point of peeing. Fortunately, the police comrades arrived in time!
Qi Lin also discovered that if he could sell gashapon eggs to others, the more eggs he sold, the better his luck would be. So...
Facing the students who were making up extra classes until they vomited blood, Qi Lin said: "Do you know about the nightmare scroll egg? I guarantee that you are studying even in your dreams at night."
Facing the children who missed their deceased relatives, Qi Lin said: "Do you want to know about the mirror egg of the undead? How can such a thing be a lie?"
Facing the class bully who bullied her, Qi Lin said: "... Turn into a puppy to understand!"
Class bully: "Qi Lin, you're done... Woof!"
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There is a rumored gashapon machine that can fulfill the wishes of destined people. When you encounter it, don't be afraid and don't run away. Just offer it your soul and blood...
An unknown gashapon machine owner said: If you don't believe the rumors, don't spread them. I sell the gashapon for only 100 yuan. Any request to charge other fees and mortgage souls is a scam!
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One day, Qi Lin accidentally twisted out a special egg.
[Title: Ancient Great Demon King
Instructions for use: Please do not use! Please stay away as soon as possible! Please cover your ears and eyes and do not communicate with it!
Shelf life: no limit]
It's a pity that Qi Lin didn't see the instructions at that time. When he remembered it... The ring was already on his hand!
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The Demon King sealed in the void is elegant, beautiful, and gentle, but only on the surface.
When he came here, the sun and moon trembled, and the darkness was ready to move.
He is a disaster, an unknown person, and should bring harm to the world.
But that day, a curious head poked through the crack in the door, welcoming him with eyes full of amazement.
Yue Lan felt that this era was not bad.
① Daily life, the early stage is mainly about the friendship and adventure of teenagers
②There are supernatural powers and magical animals in this world
③Attack is the ceiling of combat power but there are restrictions
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My preview article "Why is it so difficult to be a mature man":
The cool guy who works hard to grow taller x the gentle beauty Gong
Future wasteland microgram background
Ah Mo was born with a fair and cute baby face, which was fine when he wasn't smiling. But when he smiled, all his seven aunts and eight aunts wanted to pinch his face.
However, as a bounty hunter, he must make himself look more mature and reliable in order to receive more tasks!
Through years of experience, Amo has summarized a series of guidelines for becoming a mature man and hunter:
1 Wear all black
2 The fewer words the better
3Don't laugh, be cold, mysterious and steady
4. Do morning exercises at 5 o'clock to ensure that your chest muscles, abdominal muscles, and biceps are all strong.
5. Don't tell others that you like to eat junk food! ! !
6. Drink more milk and work hard to grow taller.
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9 Picking up a beautiful wife who has lost her memory makes a man with a family look more mature.
10 There seems to be something wrong with my wife, please change her.
11Mature men cannot change wives at will! It has nothing to do with my wife being gentle, beautiful and good at cooking.
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N: Why does my wife want to kiss me? Mature men are not afraid of kissing, they should kiss back more fiercely, always be skillful and never shy.
A person with a big self-propelled lightbulb and a beauty with long golden hair said: "Husband, why is your face so red? You are so cute, I want to kiss you."
Ah Mo: "First of all, I don't blush, it's just that the color of my facial skin changes after it heats up; secondly, I will fulfill my responsibility as a husband, please don't move; finally, don't call me cute, please praise me for my stability, thank you."
Purpose: Good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded with evil. If you treat others with a gentle heart, you will also be treated with gentleness.