The Melancholy of a Fellow Fan

Copywriting I am an ordinary fan writer, the kind who dreams about the male gods of paper figures all day long. I thought I was ordinary. Until one day, I was doing a metaphysical card draw late at night, and a male god fell out of the iPad screen. The kind that is genuine, life-size, can talk, breathe, has body temperature, and can peek at my MAD favorites and BL fans. I panicked. But there's no point in panicking. It seemed like God was playing a joke on me. Just in a row, the two-dimensional male gods who turned into real people fell out of the screen one after another. If my family wasn't really big and I was really rich, I wouldn't be able to hold it at all. Although there were only four in the end, but—— Hello! That Osamu Dazai! That Ah Fei! You are not allowed to read the crispy duck literature I wrote! Believe it or not, I cried for you on the spot... "Disqualified in the world!" "Kamiwei!" ……——— [What you need to know when reading the article] 1. It's not a romance novel, please read the category clearly. 2. First-person original female protagonist's perspective. The heroine is a Danmei fan writer, a widowed king, and has no description beyond the level of friendship with any character. She is a good girl on camera who happily engages in CP and witnesses the love of gods with us. [Contains plots related to fan creations, the text is in Chinese, please be careful to avoid lightning. 3. The CP of the female host website is the main and only CP of this article. It has been determined to be Zunli, Taizhong and Daika. Only the back of the man is facing towards the center, with no clear CP. 4. This article prefers group portraits or multi-protagonist works, and the main CPs are the above three pairs. Red A is a central direction without a clear CP, so there will be non-CP-directed plots with female characters, so be careful to avoid lightning. 5. The main plot involves the Holy Grail War. Mainly a story about making up for regrets. There will be chapters in the middle and later stages, and there will be a certain amount of non-first-person perspective switching. ——Request payment in advance—— "[Comprehensive British and American] I turned into a hero and became a vest, and I overturned" *Full title: "I turned into a heroic spirit and became a vest, and I overturned. It was definitely because each identity was having an affair with the same person." Copywriting In 2020, I was selected by the system to save the world. He matched me with seven krypton gold card drawing mobile games on the three-dimensional mobile phone as plug-ins. This system is easy to live with. He generously told me: As long as you can successfully save the world, you can do whatever you want. So I made a fuss unreasonably: I want to be a magical girl... Bah, let's have some fun as a magical boy! System: Okay. So he loaded me with the transformation module of Magical Girl Illya. I regretted it until my intestines were blue. Who the hell wants to see the male versions of Drake and Bai Qiandai without Oppai! ! ! Not even my own vest! ! And—— "Forget it... What's going on with that guy?" I pointed at a familiar yet unfamiliar man who appeared in front of my apartment, and asked with twitching eyes and disbelief. "Saving the world is a great undertaking that is difficult for one person to complete. There must be a partner. Isn't this a regular feature in Japanese comics? Even for magical boys." The system replied, "In order to prevent the host from being lonely and cold, we have specially matched the righteous partner with whom the host is most familiar. Isn't that considerate?" What a considerate person! Is your AI's definition of thoughtfulness so different from that of humans? I looked at the red-haired young man in a black windbreaker with a cold expression, and my eyes went dark. What would it be like for you to bring over my ex-girlfriend, my tame friend whom I had voluntarily cut off for many years? Don't let people seriously save the world! [Instructions for entering the pit] 1. Magical boy xxx, online sexual intercourse with female heroes. 2. Character vests are not only from FGO, but also from other characters. 3. Original male protagonist, CP Emiya Shirou. Righteous partner x drama savior, please stand firm and unwavering. 4. It involves a lot of lunar content, most of which are part of the FSN game + FHA. Shirou is not a third-line product in the game, nor is he a red A, but he has indeed experienced five battles similar to a certain line. 5. This article mainly focuses on English dramas, and will include a small number of British and American dramas. If any are mentioned, they will be mentioned in the comments. Purpose: I hope they can all be happy.