Employee: "The president is giggling today"
"The president gave his wife a cart of lemons today."
"Why". "You look like a newcomer at first sight. The president is experiencing his wife's love for him." "The so-called love makes people feel sour and numb."
"Uh, what a unique love."
"Hey, it's love that makes people stupid, calm, calm."
Later, the recruitment criteria of a certain listed company were: having the heart of a girl in love.
Employees' understanding of this: Have a strong sense of patience at all times.
Outsider: Your company is so romantic.
Employee: You are joking. We don't understand the CEO's romance.
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Stupid CEO and Confused God
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One day, Yuelao asked the Wangchuan River God to lead a red line?
When the storm started, someone said: "Yue Lao goes to hell to hold the red thread?"
It is said that the River God heard this and asked: "Do I know him?"
A certain Yue Lao: "I've been watching you for thousands of years."
"After ten thousand years, I am still not the God of Wangchuan."
Yue Lao thought: I just know you.
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Intention: Employees help the silly CEO pursue his wife.