(Tiger King Gong in fox skin x Pig Nao Shou pretending to be a tiger and eating tigers)
There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, unless there is a paper-brained ax
Xun Liangsheng traveled from the underworld to the spiritual world and became a well-known proud man of heaven. He accidentally obtained the top spiritual treasure "Seven Skills of Yan Jitu" and began a cheating life.
Xun Liangsheng: "Who am I?"
Leng Hanru: "You are a genius with outstanding spiritual power in the Great Yong Kingdom."
Xun Liangsheng: "Then why are others not afraid of me and still want to flatter me?"
Leng Hanru: "The young talents from Dongmei, Xiliang, Nanli, and Beiyan all regard you as a thorn in their side. Oh, no, they regard you as their idol. They all want to get close to you and challenge you."
Xun Liangsheng: "..."
Xun Liangsheng: "Actually, my IQ is very average."
Leng Hanru: "Don't be kidding, you are the most intelligent and the most conspiratorial person."
Xun Liangsheng: "..."
Xun Liangsheng: "Why doesn't anyone want to play with me?"
Leng Hanru: "They can't afford to play with you, and they are afraid of being played to death by you."
Xun Liangsheng: "..."
Xun Liangsheng: "Doesn't anyone understand me and pamper me?"
Six brothers and sisters (angry): "Fart! Daddy's favorite is obviously you."
Xun Liangsheng: "..."
Leng Hanru: "You are very charming, I will pamper you."
Xun Liangsheng: "But I only have one year left to live."
Leng Hanru: "I will pamper you for one year."
Xun Liangsheng: "..."
Xun Liangsheng (arrogant): "No, I don't want one year, I want to live a lifetime, and I want you to pamper me forever."
Is it the tiger's mouth that is greedy for the smell of pork, or is it the pig's trotters that provoke the tiger's mouth? This is the story of a paper tiger and a tiger king.
Intention: Merit can accumulate blessings, goodwill can help love