Yun Xuyao ended her three-year contracted marriage. She just wants to live a low-key life from now on, not fall in love, not speculate on CP, and quietly continue to be her professional Bai Yueguang in the film and television industry. However, when he returned home with his suitcase, he discovered that there were hundreds of millions of debts that needed to be repaid...
Yun Xuyao: What about that romance TV show that requires divorce?
Agent: You're not saying that the dogs won't go either.
Yun Xuyao: If the dog doesn't go, I will!
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At the recording site of the love variety show "Love: One More", the guests sat around the long table and looked at Qin Zheng who was sitting in the main seat.
Qin Zheng is recognized as a gold medal music producer and top singer in the industry. Although he is young, he has an unshakable high status in the music world. And this talented but cold-blooded boss actually appeared in a small romance show, and it was a romance show in which all the members were divorced.
Amidst everyone's shock, one guest suddenly woke up.
Guest 1: Teacher Qin, it turns out that our observer is you.
Qin Zheng calmly glanced at a certain Bai Yueguang sitting in the corner and Bai Yueguang's ex-husband opposite, and almost sneered.
Qin Zheng: I am also a guest on Love TV Series.
Guest 2: But... Don't you have to get divorced...?
Qin Zheng: The one who married young ran away.
Small Theater 1
Host: How do you evaluate Qin Zheng's predecessor?
Yun Xuyao (with a sincere face): What a delicious meal.
Small Theater 2
Yun Xuyao: Give me a Shura field for the next part of the movie. I'm terrifyingly strong now!
Ex-husband 1:?
Ex-husband 2:?
Broker:?
[All good people]
[If there is work on the big stage of Love, come and do it]
(Copywriting deposited on September 6, 2025)
Acceptance document
"The weak hexagram master is killing indiscriminately"
Li Tianjiang opened his eyes again, and the world had changed.
The old era of spiritual energy and interconnectedness among the three realms has completely come to an end. All that remains is tall buildings and constant traffic.
The magic spells in the world have withered away, and the demons and ghosts have disappeared. Only Wen Yu, the young apprentice whom he raised by himself, still stays in this unfaithful world.
In confusion, Li Tianjiang was stuffed into the human world office and took a temporary job.
The silent young man who followed him back then is now the director of an office with authority and control over the human world. He has become the mascot recognized by the entire office.
Daily standard: tea, old newspapers, plus the damage to the immortal body, and he vomits blood from time to time.
The entire office has a unified understanding of:
The new hexagram master is pretty, taciturn and weak. He will fall down when the wind blows, and he has no actual combat ability at all.
Until the thousand-year-old demon breaks its seal and appears, black fog sweeps across the city, putting all life in the city in danger.
The clerks hurriedly dialed the director's phone for help, but turned around and saw the frail divination master slowly walking out, with powerful magic skills under his sleeves, and started killing.
Everyone:? ? ?
Everyone: Is this our mascot who is weak and unable to take care of himself? !
Small Theater 1
Li Tianjiang joined the Human World Office belike...
Waiter 1: We also have a carrot pit?
Clerk 2: With such beauty, does the boss want to learn Chinese?
Li Tianjiang: Look at me pretending to be sweet and playing tricks on them.
Wen Yu: Who took him online to read bad memes? !
Small Theater
Wen Yu opened the door and came back, just in time to hear Li Tianjiang secretly scrolling through his cell phone and mumbling something.
Li Tianjiang: What is borderline? What is dancing yellow?
Wen Yu chuckled, gently raised his chin with his fingertips, and said in an ambiguous voice: It's better for others to teach you than for me to teach you myself, okay?
Intention: If you never forget it, there will be a response
Reader comments
[Chigua] No one guesses about the ex? This variety show is not good! ! ! !
It's a pity that our brother Qin is still in seclusion and knows nothing about the ups and downs [knock on wooden fish] [knock on wooden fish] [knock on wooden fish]
Teacher, I also have something to say, why am I stuck here? Please hand over the next chapter quickly.
Agreed, let's make it official directly. Remarry in the same place
Teacher Qin, what's going on with you, are you giving your wife away? Mr. Lin will laugh so hard if you act like this.
Hey, have you ever heard this paragraph: From love comes sorrow, from love comes fear. You are not in love. It is love that reminds you of the love you deliberately forgot in the past. [Knock on wooden fish]
The author also briefly pinched [empty bowl][empty bowl][empty bowl] today
The more I look at it, the angrier it becomes, no, I have to fatten up for two days [angry]
Ah ah ah ah ah, surnamed Qin, are you really here to chase someone? I see something is wrong (I got angry [anger]) Baby Xiaoyun, let's just ignore him, okay? [Biting handkerchief] [biting handkerchief]
Teacher, I have something to say here.
Xiaobai, you definitely won't resist the beating, so will your ex-husband resist the beating? [Loading]
If I were the mother-in-law, until now, I would still stand in the woods.
Hahahahahahaha [covering face and laughing and crying] The style of painting has changed
[Glasses] Wei Chen: It's finally my turn to end
It turns out that Brother Luo from her mother's side is Qin Yun's CP
Xiaoyi brother [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head] is too handsome, too silly, too cute, and too bearable [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head]
The ultimate fragmentation technique [please please]
I thought it was my ex-husband who lost his vest [covering face, laughing and crying]
Wei Chen is such a good friend, hahaha
Explain! What are you going to say? Tell me in three minutes, okay?
It's not wow enough. Let's see if it can explode [love eyes]
[Chigua] No one guesses about the ex? This variety show is not good! ! ! !
It's a pity that our brother Qin is still in seclusion and knows nothing about the ups and downs [knock on wooden fish] [knock on wooden fish] [knock on wooden fish]
Teacher, I also have something to say, why am I stuck here? Please hand over the next chapter quickly.
Agreed, let's make it official directly. Remarry in the same place
Teacher Qin, what's going on with you, are you giving your wife away? Mr. Lin will laugh so hard if you act like this.
Hey, have you ever heard this paragraph: From love comes sorrow, from love comes fear. You are not in love. It is love that reminds you of the love you deliberately forgot in the past. [Knock on wooden fish]
The author also briefly pinched [empty bowl][empty bowl][empty bowl] today
The more I look at it, the angrier it becomes, no, I have to fatten up for two days [angry]
Ah ah ah ah ah, surnamed Qin, are you really here to chase someone? I see something is wrong (I got angry [anger]) Baby Xiaoyun, let's just ignore him, okay? [Biting handkerchief] [biting handkerchief]
Teacher, I have something to say here.
Xiaobai, you definitely won't resist the beating, so will your ex-husband resist the beating? [Loading]
If I were the mother-in-law, until now, I would still stand in the woods.
Hahahahahahaha [covering face and laughing and crying] The style of painting has changed
[Glasses] Wei Chen: It's finally my turn to end
It turns out that Brother Luo from her mother's side is Qin Yun's CP
Xiaoyi brother [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head] is too handsome, too silly, too cute, and too bearable [lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head]
The ultimate fragmentation technique [please please]
I thought it was my ex-husband who lost his vest [covering face, laughing and crying]
Wei Chen is such a good friend, hahaha
Explain! What are you going to say? Tell me in three minutes, okay?
It's not wow enough. Let's see if it can explode [love eyes]
Order an onion to give to Xu Yao's vest [hug]