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On the first day when he transformed into a human form, Tang Wan was happily jumping around in the world.
Although Tang Wan has been practicing for thousands of years, his mental and emotional intelligence can only be measured by that of a normal three-year-old child.
For thousands of years, what she has been thinking about every day is to transform into a human being so that she can eat all the pickled pork elbows in the world, see all the good-looking little brothers in the world, and enjoy all the blessings in the world...
But because of a dirty elbow, I was struck by a thunderbolt and ended up in the 1970s, when I had neither enough food nor clothing, and was full of old hats.
Looking at the dark-skinned old man in front of her, she was heartbroken and decided to do something big. Use the high technology you carry with you to transform the old hater in front of you into a handsome and rich man, and then buy her some pork elbows to eat.
The dark-skinned old man was troubled by the little girl he found. She couldn't do anything, she didn't eat anything day by day, and she just talked nonsense that no one could understand.
So the old man who only knew how to work in the fields every day began to think about how to make wild vegetables more delicious and how to make roasted sweet potatoes more beautiful. How can you make enough money to feed this silly girl a pork elbow?
But the little girl said to him: "I am really just a piece of grass. I can just eat some dew and I won't die. If you have to eat, just get me some sauced elbows."
The dark-skinned old man was speechless for a while, thinking that the little girl he had picked up was mentally ill.
Small theater:
Late at night, "Daughter-in-law, are you really a piece of grass?"
"Yes."
"Then when my son is born, he will also be a piece of grass?"
"Maybe. Are you scared?"
The dark-skinned old hat turned over and pinned the person down, "I'm afraid of a ball, it's just a grass. There's a lot of dirt in front of my house. It's easy to feed."
Stupid and cute girl + shady and overbearing rural man
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Copywriting:
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He Jiaojiao, a super smooth face, super hot figure, born with a golden key in her mouth, a super V Internet celebrity with millions of fans, has been transformed into a bean sprout with a sallow face and skinny skin in the 1970s where mosquitoes were flying everywhere and cow shit was everywhere.
Not only did God give her a system that allows her to hoe the fields at noon, but he also gave her the biggest villain in the novel, a rogue boss. The villain has mania, autism, and a bad temper like a stone in a latrine.
Carrying a hoe and raising scoundrels has become a task that the delicate bag needs to do every day when he opens his eyes.
Remove the weeds and make the villain laugh. Reward a bag of flour.
Apply good fertilizer to the rice fields and help the scoundrels correct their thoughts. Reward a piece of pork belly.
…….
The hoe was a real hoe, but whenever she touched the hoe, she would get allergies all over her body.
Scoundrels are really bad. They insist on doing whatever is not good and regard not being a good person as their lifelong dream.
The rogue is also really good-looking. There is no other face in the entire ten miles and eight villages that is favored by the Creator.
He Jiaojiao: I want to eat white flour steamed buns, braised carp, and live in a big house without mosquitoes...
The scoundrel who never worked said nothing, rolled up his sleeves, picked up a hoe, and went into the mountains to work. He just focused on making money and no longer had the time to think about how to do bad things.
He Jiaojiao: "I worked hard to raise you, so you must work hard. Do a good job and be a good person!"
The scoundrel said seriously: "Okay, you support me and I'll work. After I finish the work, I'll do something good by the way."
"What good thing?"
"I'll have a little scoundrel with you."
Later, the little wives and eldest girls in the village all hated themselves for not being smart enough to seduce the villain. Otherwise, now that he is wearing good clothes and living in a big house, he wouldn't be the squeamish person that everyone despises.
10% Beautiful and squeamish + a fierce rogue who is only gentle to the squeamish.
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