Comprehensive Comics Lover Making Machine

So what is this lover making machine? ? ? Three personal items can summon a lover? Leftover bread from breakfast, lipstick turned green because it had expired, a copy of the British Constitution from the 18th century, equal to, Dio Brando? How do I know what's going on? ! Just because I know how to use a computer doesn't mean I can build one! ! ! Motto: Life is not easy