1. ... Many years later, Lin Yang asked Cheng Yanhe how he felt when he saw him again in the barber shop that day.
"I didn't feel anything at all at the time. I just thought you must be a programmer!"
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"I really can't think of any other profession that would allow someone... To have such a high hairline."
Cheng Yanhe saw the black belt in Taekwondo moving his muscles!
! ! !
"Honey, I was wrong! Maybe... A mathematician?"
Then, soon, the sound of crashing guns was heard in the room...
Cheng Yanhe died.
2. Xiao Xiaocheng fell in love prematurely, and the head teacher called Lin Yang to inform him.
Lin Yang thought for a while and called Cheng Yanhe.
In a hurry, the couple rushed to the office.
In the office, Xiao Xiaocheng lowered his head in fear.
"Teacher, where is that girl?" Lin Yang asked anxiously.
"Mom has nothing to do with her. It's all my fault. I forced her to do it!"
There was a soft cry in the office. Lin Yang looked up and saw the little girl hiding in the corner crying, sobbing and saying: "Auntie, don't scold him. If you want to scold me, scold me!"
Lin Yang had a straight face when he heard this, looking very angry.
The teacher was afraid that Lin Yang would do something extreme, so he quickly stopped him: "Cheng Cheng's parents, it would be better to wait until both parents arrive at the same time before discussing this matter. After all, beating and scolding is not the only way to educate."
Lin Yang ignored the teacher and walked towards the girl. Xiao Xiaocheng hurriedly grabbed her.
Lin Yang turned around: "What's going on with your wife? Why do you call me aunt?"
Xiao Xiaocheng "..."
"You look pretty good." Lin Yang smiled, "Come on, girl, call me mom and listen."
Girl: "..."
At this time, Cheng Yanhe spoke.
"Boy, you can't do this!"
The teacher showed approval.
"Why do you only fall in love in the sixth grade?"
Teacher: "..."
"Learn more from your dad and me, and we'll start dating in kindergarten."
Lin Yang: "...
Cheng! Inkstone! Together! "
The nervous boss of the shampoo shop VS the sexy girl of the hot pot restaurant
This is the story of two people who thought they would never love each other again, but fell in love.
Intent: To shield each other and see true love