Pre-collection: "Is the boss husband angry again today?" ", "It's so delicious to eat melon in a variety show", "The Dog Emperor is seeking death again today", welcome to collect
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The peony wears the book.
She transformed into a flower demon who had practiced for nine hundred and ninety-nine years and lost all her demonic power.
On the day when he became a thousand-year-old demon, the demon elixir was cut out by the Demon Lord's descendants, and the flowers and leaves of his true body were ground to make the elixir. He died in a miserable state.
In order to save her own life, Mudan blackmailed a cold immortal.
This immortal has handsome features and a transcendent status.
What's more important is that he likes to plant flowers and plants, and all the green plants in the flower and plant world want to make their home in his cave.
However, despite all her calculations, she could not imagine that this Lord Immortal did not know how to take care of flowers and plants!
When the Immortal Master is interested, he will distribute the spiritual energy to the plants and trees.
Of course, either one plant is divided too much, or that plant is divided too little.
Peony stretched out her hand to stop: "Ahhhh, that spiritual grass is of the fire attribute, you shouldn't give it the water aura!"
Or──
"Lord Immortal, if we don't pull out the weeds of that strange flower that blooms only once in a hundred years, its spiritual energy will be taken away and it will wither!!!"
Peony couldn't stand it anymore, so she turned into a human and taught the fairy how to raise the flowers.
The disciples of Lan Yue Peak discovered that,
Their ice-cold Immortal Lord brought back an enchanting woman and got closer and closer to her!
The disciples were excited: "Is there going to be a happy event on Lanyue Peak?"
Peony doesn't know whether she can handle the happy event or not.
But she felt that the funeral would be soon.
She later found out that Fu Xuanshu actually had half-demon blood, and that he was the descendant of the Demon Lord.
──The person who will cut out her demon core on the day she becomes a thousand-year-old demon in the book!
Mudan's whole body was numb, and she escaped from Lan Yue Peak overnight, but was caught by Fu Xuanshu.
Fu Xuanshu slowly approached, his face calm and his only eye fixed on Peony.
He asked: "There is a flower that I can't grow well, and she even tries to escape at night... Girl, tell me, how should I raise this flower?"
Peony: "Just... Let it go free?"
Fu Xuanshu narrowed his eyes, and Mudan changed his words: "I mean... It would be good to raise him by your side..."
Peony was brought back in tears.
As a result, one year has passed, ten years have passed, and she has been a thousand-year-old demon for several years.
The demon pill is also well within his body, and he is being nurtured by Fu Xuanshu to become more and more lazy.
Mudan, who had also absorbed a lot of spiritual energy today, burped and leaned against Fu Xuanshu,
I thought: Did I wear the wrong book?
This article is also known as: "This Peony Demon Really Wants to Lie Down"
The cool fairy who loves flowers and plants without realizing it, and the peony flower demon who wants to be a salted fish but can't
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[Advance collection of "Is the boss husband angry again today?"
Zhao Kewei is in trouble.
She dressed as the tyrant's wife of the same name,
Lu Yunuo, the overbearing husband with a handsome face, started lying in bed unconscious from one day.
On the original wedding day, the condition of her domineering husband deteriorated.
Her mother-in-law, who cried every day, no longer wanted to see her.
The serious father-in-law gave her a straight face,
My sister-in-law was even too lazy to pay attention to her.
The original person was very scared,
I don't know how to get along with my domineering husband's family.
In the end, not only did the marriage fail, but my husband was also killed.
When Zhao Kewei came here, it happened to be the wedding day.
But, this time it's a little different.
The domineering husband who should have been unconscious,
However, Zhao Kewei saw his out-of-body spirit body standing by the wall arrogantly.
Lu Yunnuo looked at her with a cold gaze and snorted: "I just have to do it."
Zhao Kewei: "..."
At this time, the mother-in-law took off the jade bracelet on her hand.
"This is a jade bracelet for Lu's parents-in-law. It's time to pass it on to you."
Zhao Kewei hasn't spoken yet,
The domineering husband, who had his arms folded, snorted coldly: "She will definitely not dare to accept it. Wouldn't she have offended my mother?"
Zhao Ke only listened and immediately put the jade bracelet on his hand: "Thank you, Mom, I will cherish it."
Wait until you are alone with your spirit husband,
Zhao Kewei looked at the glass jade bracelet in his hand, intoxicated like a money man: "I wonder how much this bracelet can be sold for?"
Boss Ba couldn't believe it, opened his eyes and shouted hoarsely: "How dare you!"
He fell asleep again.
Zhao Kewei: "?"
The Lu family members were overjoyed when they heard President Ba's voice.
Seeing that Mr. Lu's awakening time is getting longer and longer, the Lu family treats Zhao Kewei better and better.
Be it limited edition jewelry, single-family villas or overseas islands, she has her share in everything.
Her mother-in-law dotes on her as her own daughter and praises everyone she meets: "My daughter-in-law is the lucky star of the Lu family!"
The father-in-law nodded, with a rare smile on his serious face.
Even my sister-in-law held her arm affectionately,
The elder sister-in-law and the younger sister-in-law are so close that they look like a family of four.
Lu Yunuo woke up and walked to the living room, completely unable to get a word in.
I feel as if I am the redundant one.
Zhao Kewei looked at her domineering husband's red and angry eyes, thinking -
Oh, I woke him up again today.
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[Pre-receipt of "Eating Melon in a Variety Show is So Delicious"]
Cha Chichi transformed into an 18th-tier actress who was blacklisted by the entire Internet, and was bound to a melon-eating system.
The more melons she eats, the gradually her ailing body and weakened luck will recover.
Cha Chichi entered a reality show to film a variety show.
While cleaning, she discovered that after taking off his shoes, a top figure who was said to be 1.7 Meters tall was shorter than her!
She secretly avoided the camera and said to the top streamer: "It's better that you don't stand next to me."
I mistakenly thought that Cha Chichi was afraid of spreading scandals, and the top guy who had put on a bad face at first heard Cha Chichi say--
"I'm 1.67 Meters tall... With my shoes off."
Top: "..."
Then, the C position of the girl group who debuted with a pure image,
Chachi Chi accidentally caught her on a video call with her husband.
Not only do people get married, but their daughters also run away.
Crying and clamoring to buy some "red little salted fish".
The couple was having a headache, and saw that their daughter's crying would attract other guests.
Cha Chichi took out the sticker that came with the cookies he bought this morning from his pocket: "Is it this little red fairy?"
The little girl's eyes lit up: "Four!"
Just changing teeth.
As soon as the reality show star list comes out,
When netizens saw the name of the actor Youcha Chichi, they started to make sarcastic remarks.
"How much money did Cha Chichi pay to tie up with our brother and speculate on CP?"
"No, my dear, stay away from that girl Cha Chichi, you will be in trouble!"
"Wait until it airs! You can see how awkward it is when Chi Chi sticks to someone else's position!"
When the results were broadcast, all netizens saw──
Dingliu took the box from Cha Chichi and said, "I'll do it."
The C position of the girl group put a coat on her body: "It's cold at night, what if I don't wear something warmer?"
There are also movie queens, TV stars, singers, national younger brothers... Etc.
Every one of them wished they could all pamper Cha Chichi.
Netizen: "I'm afraid I just watched a fake variety show!"
Cha Chichi looked at the scene of the fight for favor and burped.
The melon was too full, but there was still a shockingly big melon... Cha Chichi tried his best to ignore it.
She never imagined that the biggest melon would be──
Someone came from ancient times!
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※The final text of Ancient Words and Ancient Wearing:
"Princess Lening" Baiqie black elegant scum proton x delicate and seductive beauty
"I became the sick and weak prince's white moonlight" The long-sick and world-weary and indifferent prince x the gentle and charming daughter
"Transformed into a vicious and evil female partner" The villain is a paranoid and useless prince x the cute evil female partner
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