Hello everyone, my name is Sakuya Hazama, an ordinary man who works in a detective agency in Yokohama.
He is 21 years old and has no bad habits. His hobbies include secretly sharing great cat videos with the president, visiting children in orphanages, and collecting gloves.
I don't like gloves originally.
Why?
Of course it's because of my superpower [postpartum care] ↘ Let me explain this superpower concisely and clearly: Anyone who is touched by my hands within a day will randomly select a lucky person to get pregnant for ten days. If my superpower is not released within these ten days, a child will be born on the eleventh day. ... Of course, this superpower is of no use to me.
Don't ask me how to resolve it, just ask both parties to kiss.
Okay, they are coming for me, I have to run away quickly.
**Consumption Instructions**
1. The inspiration for this article came from the author's observation of agricultural production cooperatives in a history class and his association with the postpartum care of sows.
2. The whole article is OOC and illogical, so it's best not to read it with your brain.
Intention: None