Shi Ran, who died in a gliding accident, traveled to a country that did not exist in modern history and became known as Buddha, the seventh wife of the great general.
Originally, Shi Ran just wanted to cling to his own life and leave everything else to chance, but who would have thought that Buddha was sick, and that he was seriously ill.
The Buddha Chu Yanyu, who is all alone, covers the sky with one hand, manipulates the heaven and earth, and always likes to kill people. Recently, he found that his concubine, who was seeking death as a monster, suddenly became a Buddha and became like a groundhog. She would not move until she was poked.
Buddha: ... Suddenly I found a new toy to relieve stress.
Small theater:
Chu Yanyu looked at Shi Ran: Is it troublesome to fight at home?
Shi Ran's desire for survival is overwhelming: I am Buddha's man, Buddha's ghost, I can do whatever Buddha asks me to do, and I can do whatever he asks me to do.
Chu Yanyu: Be good and be obedient.
Shi Ran felt like a villain, and his smile revealed mmp...
Small theater:
Surrounded by the army, their lives hung on a thread. Downstairs, Deputy Commander Zhang cursed, and the atmosphere was tense and on the verge of breaking out.
Shi Ran stood on the balcony, stringing the skewers slowly: Hmm - it smells so good!
Buddha Chu Yanyu held a coffee cup and lazily enjoyed the afternoon time: ... So leisurely.
Adjutant Quan Haijing responded to the call from downstairs and said to the red sweet potato starch: ... Huhuhu... Huhu...
Important things:
1. The heroine has no golden finger! ! !
2. The male protagonist raises beauties, but never touches them.
3. This Buddha is not the Buddha in "Old Nine Gates", but comes from Lao Buddha.
4. It is common for people to disagree, but I sincerely hope you like it.
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Serial article: "After Becoming a "Top" Boss"
Chu Yu, an elusive existence in the fairy world, a rare top boss in legend.
However, what the world doesn't know is that Chu Yu's seclusion is not for cultivation, but as her cultivation level gets higher and higher, she has now become a "top" boss, afraid to go out, and studying how to make her hair grow every day.
After being implicated by Tiandao in the survival system and learning that she could bring goods through live broadcast in exchange for nutrient solution to nourish her scalp and hair, she excitedly signed a contract with Tiandao, patted her butt and came to Three Thousand Small Worlds with a sack of wigs!
It wasn't until one day that she abducted the young man she met in the Three Thousand Little World and returned to the fairy world, only to realize that she had been tricked. It turned out that this guy was the "illegitimate son" of Tiandao, the rumored villain boss.
The villain boss has devoted himself to his career for tens of millions of years, but in every world, he can meet a pair of idiot lovers. Originally, he ignored them. The problem is that the couple's idiots are so powerful that no one can escape the infection of the idiots as long as they are within a certain range.
As a result, the villain boss in each world was inexplicably killed and became decadent. He took advantage of Tiandao's inattention to bind the escape system to travel.
But who would have thought that even so, he still couldn't escape the scourge of brain-dead lovers.
Until one day, he suddenly discovered a person. As long as he was around this person, he could be protected from the infection of brain residue.
Note: Inspired by "Wild Survival"
Intention: Break the routine and experience different simplicity