I'm Good at Flirting with Men
撩男神学长我在行
by Big Lazy Cat Loves to Eat Fish (大懒猫爱吃鱼)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 299k Words
- Chapters
- 83
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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The next book will open: "The Squad Leader Is Exceeding the Standard", "The Stunning Book Boy", "The Group's Favorite Young Master", "Beautiful Roommates Always Flirt with Me" and "Saving the Beautiful Boy". You can click on the column to see it. You Xiaotang, who is lonely and helpless when he first enters college, wants to rent a Hug Bear for himself - Cheng Nuo, the famous scholastic master who once gave him a warm hug. He hugged his bear cookie jar and boldly said to the other party: "Can you hug me and talk to me like my hug bear?" Unexpectedly, the other party actually agreed! You Xiaotang is beautiful and cute in nature. He is a little coquette who loves to laugh, stick, and play straight. After getting along day and night, without realizing his seductiveness, he gradually brought the male god head back to his nest. In 2+D, there is a male god who is loved by countless men and women but cannot be obtained. The boss is gentle and distant, making people unattainable. No one can get close to him, and admirers who are crazy about love can only bang against the wall. But since a cute little junior with a sweet smile appeared next to the boss, everyone found that the boss has changed—— The black-and-grey cool guy put on a colorful Christmas sweater and a cute bear hat just because of his little cutie. He didn't post anything for ten thousand years and even wore a Christmas headband with two little horns, bling-bling, poking his hair secretly to show off his affection! During the group photo, in order to keep close contact with the little cutie, the boss walked in a snake-like position and poked the light bulb away. After pushing the person away, his smile became brighter! And when Xianxin started to study the photo, why did the little cutie not hug his waist and only extended her cat paw? When the news and pictures spread, the school forum exploded. "Who is this little cutie? How could she make a big boss fall to this point?!" "I don't even give up on being close to others, why do I love you so much?" 3+ From the moment the bear rental plan was completed, You Xiaotang was flattered. What made him even more unexpected was that Cheng Nuo was far better than he imagined. With infinite tenderness, tolerance, love and companionship, he accompanied him through difficulties and thorns, accompanied him to heal his wounds and find himself, accompanied him to endure his dreams and reach the stars, and accompanied him little by little towards a bright and bright future. A Younuan fights fiercely|Study god and handsome comparison|Pamper baby to heaven|Tender and hardcore attack& So cute and adorable|Work hard and strive for self-improvement|A straight-shooting boy|I am that baby. Damn it. (Copy retained on June 19, 2022) The next book is "Strategy for the Squad Leader Exceeding the Standard", also known as "Guarding the Sweetheart of the Bamboo Horse" Zhou Yuning, who is in the third grade of elementary school, has a plan to defeat the monitor. He drew a row of small grids on the paper as a progress bar for recording, and wrote a line title: Have you become a good friend of the monitor today? Every time his friendship with the squad leader moved forward, he would blacken a small square with a pencil. Halfway through, the progress bar stagnated for a time. Zhou Yuning spread his short legs and lay down: I don't want to be the squad leader's good friend. It's too difficult. I'm too tired. Later, I don't know when, the friendship between him and the squad leader developed by leaps and bounds. When he came back to his senses, he looked at the progress bar: Huh? Why is it over the limit? Many years later, Zhou Yuning took out the progress bar again and discovered to his surprise that the word "good" had been replaced with "male" with correction fluid. He read with confusion: Have you become the monitor's boyfriend today? "It's done." The monitor looked at him with a smile, "You see the progress bar is already full. Boyfriend, it's time for you to give me a title, right?" Copy 2 Zhou Yuning peed his pants in the third grade of elementary school. Class monitor Cheng Yanchu chased away the classmates who laughed at him, took him home to change his pants, and gave him tea eggs to eat. "Monitor, you are so kind." Zhou Yuning's cat eyes sparkled. "I am the monitor," Cheng Yanchu said, the tips of his ears turning red. "It is my responsibility to care for my classmates." The next day, the news spread throughout the class - the class monitor, who had never invited his classmates to his small villa, actually took Zhou Yuning home! Why is Zhou Yuning so special? ! 2 When I was in junior high school, the school boss Cheng Yanchu refused to accept love letters from all the school, and only accepted Zhou Yuning's - a small note written casually, which I would treasure after reading it; On the basketball court, Cheng Yanchu refused to accept the mineral water offered by the girls in the school, only waiting to receive the bottle in Zhou Yuning's hand; Cheng Yan, who was extremely popular, had only Zhou Yuning as his food partner for three years in junior high school; Cheng Yanchu didn't like living with others, and would rather leave the house empty than share it. But when he learned that Zhou Yuning was looking for a house near the school, he was overjoyed and packed his house back home. No one could convince Cheng Yanchu of what he didn't want to do, except Zhou Yuning. He listened to Zhou Yuning's words faster than he obeyed the imperial edict. The unlovable female classmate roared: Why is Zhou Yuning so special? Insider: He has been so special since elementary school. 3 In high school, Cheng Yanchu discovered his feelings for Zhou Yuning, but in an instant, his mother forcibly transferred him to another school in the south. During the two years they were separated, Cheng Yanchu, who was most impatient with writing, wrote more than two hundred letters to Zhou Yuning. 4 University, Cheng Yanchu overcame all difficulties and finally got together with Zhou Yuning in the same university. Cheng wanted to renew their relationship, but Zhou Yuning told him that he had always been a good friend from the beginning to the end, and Cheng's heart was cut like a knife. But he had no intention of giving up. No matter whether Zhou Yuning alienated him, participated in social gatherings or even had a boyfriend, Cheng Yanchu always cared and cared for him. Zhou Yuning, who originally wanted to harden his heart and break off the relationship with him, was finally defeated: "Why are you doing this?" "Ning Ning, I have said since I was a child that it is my responsibility to love and protect you." "I can't live without you, Ning Ning." "Ning Ning, don't worry, I won't let anyone hurt you again." The next book opens "The Stunning Book Boy" Everyone in Pingcheng knows that the carefree and carefree young master of the Cheng family has a stunning scholar, whom he loves like a treasure and protects like his heart. However, when the dignitaries of the Prime Minister's Party set their sights on the huge wealth of the young master's maternal family, the young master failed to protect his book boy, and his close friends who traveled with him in bright clothes and angry horses also died trying to save him. A huge change occurred overnight, and all relatives and friends were lost. The young master was like a Shura from hell in the sea of fire and blood. He picked up a knife and killed his enemies one by one. In the end, during the hunt and siege by the government, he jumped off a cliff with the body of the book boy in his arms. After being reborn and returning to a time when all the tragedies had not yet happened, the young master determined to be a powerful traitor in this life, to overthrow the Prime Minister's party, to kill all the evildoers of the past, and to repay the huge blood debt by draining the blood of his enemies. In this life, he will protect the one he loves in his heart, protect him from high places and watch him shine brightly; He wants to protect all the people he cherishes and give them the bright and prosperous road they deserve. However, as he gets deeper into the situation, he discovers that the bad guys are far worse than he thought. There is a deeper and bigger conspiracy hidden behind many obstacles. Everything is not as simple as it seemed back then. Fortunately, his book boy turned out to be a secret, and the two worked side by side to overcome all obstacles. Note: The ending of the first life is a little sadistic, with no emotional abuse at all. In the early stage, it was a happy life of young men playing around, having riches and no worries, and the sweet love of childhood sweethearts with their first love. In the end, the rich and powerful villains came to bully the family before the abuse began. Don't worry, the abuse was short-lived, and the protagonist group was wiped out after a single blow. (Because they are too weak, the earthworms have no power to fight back against the big trees) It shows that they are afraid of being abused, and being abused for a while is for the sake of a lifetime of happiness. Only with abuse can the protagonist team's counterattack grow. After rebirth, all the mysteries of the past will be solved. Let's see how the protagonists use their brains and resourcefulness to shake up the trees step by step, and finally kill everyone, and become winners in life together. This is so exciting! Next book: "The Group's Favorite Young Master Salted Fish" Lan Shao, who has just been nominated for Best Supporting Actor, has become the frail and sick seventh young master from the second room of the Zhongyong Earl's Mansion in ancient times. A wealthy man with two houses and more money than he can spend in a few lifetimes can bid farewell to the tragic fate of death from overwork in his short previous life, and live a salty life of eating, drinking, having fun, and being rich and worry-free while lying on mountains of gold and silver. But because his spleen and stomach are weak, he can't touch delicious food, so he has to drink tons of medicinal soup all day long? Is there a group of bad relatives who are plotting all day long to kill their second wife? How can this work! In order to live a happy and happy life smoothly, Yun'er strengthened his body, outsmarted the monsters and monsters in his family, built a business empire and made money every day. At the same time, he planned in every possible way, solved the crisis of family overthrow, and led the family to prosper. Fortunately, Lan Shao, who was lonely in his previous life, has a foster brother here who dotes on him, has made a group of close friends, and has a golden-legged boyfriend who loves him madly. A group of like-minded young men in bright clothes and angry horses started a happy life of solving crimes together, investigating corrupt officials, eating, drinking, fighting, and traveling around the world. There is the youthful spirit, the navel-gazing, and the most ardent and pure friendship, love and redemption of young people. Next book: "Beautiful Roommates Always Flirt with Me", a super sweet healing article 1+ Cheng Yao, the "school bully" in the first year of high school, casually rescued Zhou Da Bingshan who was cornered by school gangsters. Then he took the person home. Zhou Da Bingshan is good-looking, and his face is famous throughout the school as is his orientation. However, he is cold, even colder than the cold wave in Siberia. A week later, on a dark and windy night, Cheng Yao whispered to Brother No. 1 With a sullen and anxious look on his face: Do you know? Zhou Han is very special and warm to me! Do you think he has a crush on me? Zhou Han came out to take out the trash and accidentally heard:... Brother No. 1: ... I really don't know about this. How could you tell that he has a crush on you? Cheng Yao stomped his foot: He tries his best to be nice to me and flirt with me every day at home! Brother No. 1: For example? Cheng Yao: He was afraid that I would suffer from indigestion while eating buns while riding a bike, so he got up ten minutes earlier than me every morning to buy breakfast and bring it back to me! Intimate! (Zhou Han: Well, I'm used to eating before going to school. It's not good if I don't bring you a copy. After all, it's under your care.) Cheng Yao: He hid my iced Coke and refused to let me drink it! Talk about hurting the spleen and stomach! Let me drink wolfberry from a thermos cup! Take care of me! (Zhou Han: Ahem, it's actually because I have a bad stomach and can't drink iced Coke. Watching you drink it makes me greedy. Good roommates should share the joys and sorrows.) Cheng Yao: He even secretly hand-washed my underwear! Hand wash my underwear! When I caught him, he still made strong excuses and said: Are your underwear and clothes mixed together? (Zhou Han nodded: That's right) "He is so virtuous!" Cheng Yaochun's heart was filled with excitement: "It's not like I can do this! Hey, he likes me so much, but he is too embarrassed to express his love. It's hard for him to say that he loves me! Then I can't make it difficult for him, I have to take the initiative!" (Zhou Han: ... No need!) 2+ Zhou Han initially felt that Cheng Yao was an obsessive guy who loved to be cool. He always spread his peacock tail in front of him, and was extremely noisy. He croaked in his ear all day long, outperforming a hundred frogs. It was so annoying! But as we got along with each other, one day I suddenly discovered that his stinky butt was quite cute when he was handsome, and he was also cute when he was noisy. He was simply a living treasure, bringing sunshine into his gloomy and boring life. There is one thing that is very confusing: Actor Cheng seems to be well versed in the training of an actor. Every day he switches seamlessly between the cold boss, the peacock and the happy two ha. Cheng, the school bully who had retreated, suddenly changed into Cheng Da Peacock, who took off his coat and tied his shoelaces and deliberately made all the girls in the school scream, but when facing him, he suddenly changed into Cheng Erha, wagging his tail, smiling with a stupid look on his face. Zhou Han: Is this person an actor or a genius? Until one day, he accidentally bumped into Cheng Erha who was hiding and licking his wounds. Zhou Han: Why do you still laugh so heartlessly every day when you are in so much pain? Cheng Yao spread his hands: Life is already so hard, it's okay to put on a happy mask and pretend to be happy for a while. Cheng Yao: Besides, I am really happy after meeting you. 3+ Later, looking at someone shamelessly opening his peacock tail in front of him in the afterglow of the setting sun, Zhou Han turned his face towards the light and slowly smiled from the bottom of his heart. Cheng Yao: The fairy finally smiled at me! Smiling like a colorful cloud at first sight! Zhou Han: The boy who came to save me, thank you, I will protect you from now on. Think you are cold and hard and no one likes you | Cute without knowing it | Slightly world-weary Funny and narcissistic | Talking coquettishly to her boyfriend every day, acting cute and begging for a hug | Fake school bully's heart-warming attack on a boy Next book is "Saving the Beautiful Boy", also known as "The Sweet and Sour Life of the Fake Group Pet" Mei Yuyun was run over by the wheel of fate into an imaginary ancient times and became the seventh young master favored by the Yongning Mansion. The brothers are all beautiful boys, and they all love him and dote on him. But he gradually realizes that something is wrong - each of the beautiful boys is weirder than the other, and they all live in dire straits! Mei Yuyun decided to save everyone... Xiao Gong, a down-and-out man from a foreign land who was destined to meet thousands of miles away, came to Beijing to seek refuge and was met with hostility and cold eyes. However, he received full kindness from the seventh young master of Yongning House. Since then, we have fallen in love at first sight and have a deep love for Jin Jian: I want to help him realize his ideal and fight side by side! The cute and naughty little angel Shou, who knows he can't do anything but vows to change the world. VS The gentle and loyal dog who is the most affectionate in the world and then makes a brilliant counterattack There is a school, there are short-lived parents, there are ideals and ambitions, and there is the love between two most sincere and lovely young people. Super sweet preview: "Little Sweethearts" Qiu Mai's father's blind date ran away, but left his son with him. From then on, Qiu Mai got a younger brother. The younger brother is a city boy, with a cute appearance and an even cuter personality. Qiu Mai, who has always wanted to have a younger brother, is like a treasure. Every day, he performs the daily routine of doting on his younger brother, and becomes a famous double standard. For example, when faced with the request to urinate in the yard because he is not used to the rural toilet, Qiu Mai has a black face and a ruthless attitude towards a relative's child: No! It stinks all the flowers! Confronting his younger brother, Qiao Mai said: Let's solve it in the yard, go quickly, it's so frustrating. Qiu Mai protected her younger brother like she was a child as he grew up. When his younger brother was in his first year of high school and his third year in high school, another great life change hit them both. The two people who depended on each other had to be separated again. What greeted them was a completely different life path... Beautiful and sassy, with a multi-faceted and charming personality, extremely popular VS doted on younger brother, the best in the world, can be A, can be warm and sunny. Super sweet preview of "The Little Cutie Got Caught" Lin Yinuo has a baby face with a natural smile. He is loved by everyone, and all normal creatures want to pamper him when they see him. After the military training started in his freshman year, Lin Yinuo's newly-retired boyfriend cheated on his scheming roommate at the speed of light. The scumbag boyfriend tried to hug him, and the scheming roommate spread rumors to smear Lin Yinuo. Lin Yinuo got angry and punched her scumbag boyfriend up a tree: There is no way for a bitch to bully me! From then on, Lin Yinuo saw through the world of mortals and decided to never fall in love again. Erha's roommate, who fell in love with him at first sight, panicked. How can this be done? He quickly used his lifelong skills and took the little cutie Lin Yinuo back to his nest step by step... A strong man in front of the enemy, a fool in front of his sweetheart VS Even the typhoon can't stop me from running towards you as a fearless loyal dog. Intention: Even if the road to growth is full of thorns, we must overcome them
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