Also known as "Four Men Chasing Their Wifes at the Crematorium"
Men: We were dumped, why should we chase our wives to the crematorium?
Lu Yao: That's easy, don't chase me.
Men: ...
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Mouwu asked: [What are the reasons for breaking up with your ex?
An anonymous user's answer suddenly became popular: [
Male No. 1: On the 67th day, because he went to get a haircut that was extremely ugly, he couldn't accept it at that time. It was completely out of line with the trend of the times, so he broke up with me.
Male No. 2: On the 90th day, there was a sudden coldness. That stinky and narcissistic man actually played ball for fitness and did not contact his girlfriend for a whole day, so they broke up.
Male No. 3: On the 34th day, he bought me three cheap pirated yellow ducks, one each in a large, medium and small size. Emmmm, I don't like them, so let's break up.
Male No. 4: On the second day, they graduated and went their separate ways. It seemed that they didn't officially break up, but it seemed like they just let it go.
One of the high praise comments: Looking forward to male number 5.
The respondent replied to the comment: There is no male number 5 anymore, being single makes me happy:)
Another comment: If you have too many ex-boyfriends, the chances of you meeting them by chance in life are very high.
The respondent replied to the comment: They are all from different parts of the world, how can we meet them so easily?
2
Lu Yao believes that a qualified predecessor should have eight meters of grass on his grave.
Until one day, she found out.
Male No. 1 Rented a house next door to her.
Male No. 2 Became her father.
Male No. 3...
OK.
The debts incurred in youth must be repaid.
3
Man 1: Yaoyao, can you be my girlfriend again?
Lu Yao: Isn't it good that we are friends now? You also know that my personality is not very good. If I... If we break up again, we may not even be friends.
Man 1: Then let's not separate. I won't be stupid and let go easily this time.
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Second Male: Lu Yao, let's get back together.
Lu Yao: It took a few years for us to get back together, so we have to be polite when joking.
Second Man: I'm serious.
Lu Yao: Are you sick?
Second Man: Yes.
Lu Yao: Why is it so sudden? How many days are left?
Male 2: ... I just suddenly discovered that I was a virgin, okay?
Lu Yao: So you are still a virgin?
Male three...
Male four...
————What should I do if my ex-boyfriends come together to get back together?
Ps: The heroine's character is not perfect.
Thunder and blood flew together.
Intention: sweet
