Why do I always seem to be on the wrong side every time I travel?
Why are the people who are with him all crazy and declining?
Why does he have to act like an undercover agent every time?
Why... Wait, you have to believe me in the organization!
1. The protagonist who is always on the wrong team transforms into a German officer, a mentally ill criminal, a Titan, a Captain of Operation Hi Claw, and other characters who are destined to fail and are insanely evil.
2. The protagonist has a correct outlook on life and the main text is funny.
3. Typos will be corrected later. Thank you for your support.
4. Please discuss in a harmonious manner and refuse ginseng attacks. If you want to abandon the article, you can do so without arguing. Everyone can choose what they like.
*The new article of "The Rules of Fishing for Villain Organizations [Quick Travel]" has been published, and it already has 200,000 words!
*New pit is pre-accepted, please collect it——
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"My Master Has a Brain Sickness"
Master Xiaoyao of the Wangqing Peak of the Immortal Sect has been a teacher for three hundred years. He devoted himself to driving the eldest disciple to become a demon. He took the soul of the second disciple to refine the Nine Transformation Tribulation Pill, and also planned to force the younger disciple to make a furnace.
As the youngest disciple of Wangqing Peak, Fu Qingshan felt that his master had a brain disease. When he was about to starve to death on the street when he was three years old, an immortal descended from the sky, held him in his arms and fed him big cakes, while screaming in his heart: This kid is so cute! What a beast this system is, it actually wants me to attack him in the future!
This kind of thing has been repeated continuously for three hundred years. His master, who has a brain disease, is "murdering" his disciples while performing various lively and over-the-top little theaters in his heart.
Fu Qingshan: So his master doesn't even know that he has the bloodline of the Holy Beast?
*At the end of the year of master and apprentice, the text in the book system is complained about vs. The reborn immortal.
*It's probably a book-length essay, but it feels like looking at it from an aboriginal perspective.
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"After Raising the Dragon God as a Lizard [ABO]"
Copywriting: Duke Luca of the Puya Empire used a gem dagger to get a rare lizard that was being abused from a naughty child. It had golden eyes and golden scales, but it looked dying and not pretty at all.
The Duke, who had no experience in raising pets, got excited and took this lizard home. He spent several months raising this unlucky thing until it was white and plump, with every scale shining in the sun, but——
Pet expert: Your lizard... Feeds it pudding and pan-fried lamb chops? Still love drinking wine?
Imperial Priest: What a lizard! This is a giant dragon!
Duke Luca: Dragon? (Looking somewhere) Where is the "big" thing?
The dragon god Pilumus has been active on the front line of the battle against the demons of the abyss. After being attacked, he became the size of a palm. He was captured by humans as a rare species and was even abused by human cubs.
The Dragon God is very calm about this. He has lived for thousands of years and does not care about the insignificant humans. Until he is held in a pool of sweet laurel pheromones, the "Purifier" predicted by the Dragon Clan will save the Dragon God in danger and completely defeat the abyss demon. So, is this human being?
*Cookie, HE, 1v1 double clean.
* Thousands of years old wise man tolerates the Dragon God's attack vs. The calm and fishy human Duke accepts
*ABO, the text has no children, no esoteric setting, the destined partner in the prophecy
Purpose: No matter how much darkness you encounter, no matter what situation you are in, you must be a good person and protect others
