Question: How do you survive as a straight man in the dormitory when your roommate has an affair?
Answer: Be a dog and survive on dog food.
Question: My roommate feeds me dog food every day. What should I do if I feel full?
Answer: There is a saying that if resistance is ineffective, you must learn to enjoy it.
Question: After learning to enjoy myself, how can I prove that I am still a straight man?
Answer: Silly boy, straight men won't enjoy it
Basketball captain x student council president
Nonsense, the first part is diary rant, the second part may be changed to third person
Intention: To enjoy the hardship