
I Don't Want to Mess Around in the Entertainment Industry Either.
我也不想在娱乐圈瞎搞
by Bo Yi (柏以)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 287k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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——Updating "The Dead Husband Is Back"—— Cruel and ruthless Overlord Flower omegaX Evil Ghost Alpha —————————— "I don't want to mess around in the entertainment industry either" The straight male boss is always attacked by the X little star. There is a land in Tang City where countless ghosts and monsters gather, and it is called the Ten Thousand Ghost Cave. One day, a man suddenly appeared and flexed his muscles in Wangui Cave. At first, there was no one who convinced him: "Hahahahaha, I'm laughing so hard, where did SB come from?" As a result, he knocked away the old ghost who had dominated for many years with just one punch; The female ghost who is a movie queen is enslaved by him; An internet troll's tentacle monster mysteriously disappeared from his territory. Even the battle-hardened White Bone Demon was defeated by him and became his little brother. Weird legends about him began to spread in the ghost circle. He is said to be the holy body chosen by heaven to catch ghosts. He will kill ghosts and monsters when he encounters them. He will kill one when he comes, or a pair when he comes. People are ruthless and wild, and they are best at destroying ghosts with their ruthless hands. All ghosts tremble when they mention him. · As a second-generation rich man, Yan Huaijing's biggest wish is to succeed in starting a business. He bought an entertainment company and started to flex his muscles, but his career failed miserably before it even started. The trainee he had finally cultivated was poached, so he solved this mess, and he frequently saw ghosts in his own company. There are also all kinds of monsters and monsters that often appear, doing nothing but causing trouble for him. Yan Huaijing did not believe in evil, so he immediately placed an order for the "Encyclopedia of Taoism" with free shipping at 9.9 Cents, and started messing around with it as soon as he picked up the book. After accidentally knocking away a ghost, Yan Huaijing scratched his face suspiciously: Huh? At this level? ? The quality of this ghost class... Seems to be... Not very good? Not sure, try again. After trying it, Yan Huaijing suddenly discovered—— Huh? Shouldn't he be able to make a name for himself in the entertainment industry? How did you start fighting in the ghost circle? ! Doesn't he run an entertainment company? What's the point of helping others catch ghosts and demons? How did the artists from his company become so popular? Why are there still monsters and monsters competing for the job? Why did he receive the award for the Top Ten Outstanding Entrepreneurs? Later, those ghosts said: "What an idiot! This is simply my sponsor father!" · There are thousands of novels in Jinjiang, if it doesn't work, let's change it Reading guide: 1. 1V1, clean both body and mind, the next year 2. Funny and nonsensical, white text 3. It doesn't have much meaning, just for fun. ————Serial article———— ——"After the blind date, the dead husband suddenly came back"—— Bai Qi, a top omega. After three months of marriage, before she could get through her first estrus, her husband unfortunately passed away. Now he faces two choices: 1. Take the initiative to go on a blind date. 2. Waiting to be forced to match. Bai Qi chose three: find a boyfriend. My boyfriend has a silent personality, low sense of presence, and strong ability to do things. He can hit wherever he wants. People who bullied him before are now three meters tall. Bai Qi couldn't be more satisfied. The only thing that makes him dissatisfied is that his boyfriend is very jealous. No matter if Alpha or Beta approaches him, he will be retaliated by his boyfriend. Eventually they were driven crazy and claimed to have seen ghosts. Oh, I forgot to mention, his boyfriend is not a human ^_^ Later, the boyfriend wanted to take over and claimed to be his dead husband. Bai Qi smiled as softly as water: "So, you are my husband who originally thought he would die for the country, but turned out to be a traitor to the enemy and died on the front line because of his anti-human tendencies. He was still uneasy after his death, causing me to be detained for several months and tortured?" Boyfriend:...... . Attack perspective No man can bear his beloved wife marrying someone else, and the same is true for Bai Qi's dead husband. So, He climbed back after all the hardships. He will be angry! He is going to be bad! He wants revenge! He is always in the shadows watching His wife. While his wife was asleep, he did various things including but not limited to biting his glands, eating his saliva, pinching his thighs, etc. Until the moment he was discovered, His tentacles were still wrapped restlessly around his wife's chest. When questioned, He told a clumsy lie. He told his wife that it was an evil spirit from the abyss of hell, and that if you wanted to survive, you had to surrender to it. Based on His understanding of his wife, she will definitely be frightened into confusion. At this time, He can take the opportunity to make all kinds of unreasonable demands, and her wife will not refuse Him. "So, what do you want to do to me?" As expected, the wife was frightened and inadvertently pulled open her collar to reveal her glands. "Do you want to bite me? Or just break open my reproductive cavity?" Him: "?" Why is it a little different from what He thought? No matter! He wanted to test his wife's obedience: "Take off your clothes first..." The wife was quiet for a few seconds: "Okay, but I have a condition - you must be my boyfriend first." "... Okay." "Kill everyone I hate." "Okay." ——————————————— PS: "Bai Qi's Taming Notes" If you want to tame a monster, you must first increase its appetite and make it greedy. List: #, the dead husband is back #If you are a man, you can't be cheated! #There will be human figures in the later stage of the attack! 1. Physical and mental purity, mortal enemies, reunion, dog-blood, outsider, dank male ghost 2. Damp man, inhuman attack x beautiful woman 3. Emotions and plot coexist 4. Xiaobaiwen ————Next article———— If you don't do well in the exam, go raise pigs!", "If you don't do well in the exam, go farming!", "If you don't do well in the exam, go move bricks!", These are the words that every teacher has said, and one day when these words become reality—— On Monday, speeches under the flag turned into informed criticism. Dean of Students: "In order to comply with the current quality-oriented education and discipline of students, special regulations have been issued. The following punishments were imposed on students who fought and caused trouble last week..." "Zhan Nan went to raise two black pigs, He Qi moved 127 bricks, and Jiang Shuheng planted five kilograms of seedlings..." Zhan Nanxing: "? ? ? " Zhan Nanxing stared at the 5,000-word review he had squeezed out of his hands all night long, feeling confused. OK! This pig! I raised it! This one! I'll do the same! I fucking saw He Qi hit him once! Later, reporters from the school newspaper worked overtime to chase and intercept him just to interview Boss Zhan, the school's big pig farmer. Later, how did the pig farmer and the brick mover get along well? ? ? PS: Leave it on 2019.11.18, Don't steal the memes! I have taken a screenshot of Weibo to prove myself! Protagonist: Zhan Nanxing, He Qi Mission: Believe in science and beware of fraud





