The cat of death affectionately attacks* half-dead and willing to die
The twins met a tabby kitten on the road
This cat, how can I say... Um... Handsome?
Especially the half-opened blurry eyes after being poked awake by the twins' fingers, it's so cool
The twins sucked the cat and took it home regardless of the looks of fools from the people around them.
Wudu looked at this idiot and drooled on his face, and just wanted to ask, who the hell is this?
No matter where Wudu goes, he can see the twins locking eyes, whether they are drinking water, eating, or sleeping. What is this thing for?
From then on, the fun of the twins became, being bitten by the cat, being scratched by the cat, touching the cat bell, and then being bitten by the cat.
One day the twins came home crying, picked up Wudu and wiped their tears frantically. While crying, they yelled: "Baby, why don't you think he likes me? Isn't it just that he has two less balls of flesh on top than a woman and an extra stick on the bottom? Why not..." The crying stopped suddenly. Why, this cat has become so big and stood up!
"Holy shit, you've turned into a human!? Then... Um... Do you want to give me a rabies inoculation first?"
Intention: What you see may not be what it is.